#john smitty

The Beginning

John Smitty was born at a very young age. Little iddy bitty baby Karutan, except that when he was birthed, all he saw was the face of a screaming doctor. "EW, THAT BABY IS UGLY!" was the first sentence he heard in his life.

All the doctors start snapping their fingers, his parents grooving to the rhythm, next thing Baby Smitty knew, everyone was singing about how much of an ugly baby he was.

On that day, Smitty knew, nothing. He was a baby, how the hell would he remember all of that.

Childhood

John Smitty was quite the troublesome kid. He loved to poke other children with pencils and chant about his colossal overlords. His parents hate that. So they send him to the burning dungeons. John Smitty found comfort in the burning dungeon. "It's like I'm back at home." He would say.

When John Smitty grew of teenage age he starts having visions of his colossal overlords.

"Open your eyes, Smitty." Said the colossal overlord.

John Smitty Joins the Rescue Corps

The Colossal overlords told him to. But he didn't have the proper education. So instead, he had taken the life of the Rookie and stole her identity. The Rescue Corps only referred to him as Pom, but he's John Smitty. He will always be John Smitty. He got pretty irritated really quick.

"Show them, Smitty. Show them who's boss." The colossal overlord said. So, John Smitty did show them who's boss.

John Smitty wanted to show them his favorite little thing in the world. Veggietales in the House.

One day, John Smitty had the Rescue Corps all gathered in one room, with a TV. Next thing they knew, their eyes were witnessing the horrors of the Veggietales reboot. John Smitty had scarred them for life.

"Who's the boss now, Rescue Corps?"

He was. John Smitty felt power, like he was one with the colossal overlords.

Final Form

John Smitty climbs up the table, announcing himself as the Rescue Corps' Supreme Overlord. They didn't buy any of it. But John Smitty doesn't give up.

"You are one of us now, Smitty." The Colossal Overlord says.

He is one of them, Smitty is one of them.

John Smitty bursts out of his cocoon, a radiant light shines through the windows, John Smitty has unlocked his final form. John Smitty gently touches the souls of the Rescue Corps and turn their physical forms into coleslaw.