#john skeleton

I am John Skeleton. Just found out about a guy named John Boneman. He's like, an evil ass skeleton wizard. Now I'm conflicted. Do I master the arcane arts to face him in fair combat or do I just offer to tend his dastardly garden and clean his dungeons? He's kind of cool but also he's an evil ass skeleton wizard. I need some time to think about it.

I am John Skeleton. Ended up snapping my left arm off while trying to learn how to grow trees with magic. It doesn't hurt, but it is annoying. I'll see about fixing my arm later today. Typing this with one hand isn't exactly fun, lol. I also started keeping chickens recently. I have no use for the eggs, I just like having chickens.

I am John Skeleton. Been thinking about what to do with my life recently. I'm considering more art. Though, I could also go to Skyrim. I hear they have jobs this time of year.

I am John Skeleton. Total War Warhammer 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. I just wish it didn't cost so much to get the full experience. Also the tomb kings are mid. As John Skeleton, I declare them mid skeletons. The vampire counts have better skeleton soldiers than the literal skeleton faction. It's bizarre.

I am John Skeleton. Is it weird that I despise zombies with all of my being? Like, they're fellow undead, but I just...hate them. Maybe one day I'll unravel why.

I am John Skeleton. Why don't they make bone polish? I'm sick of using shoe polish for my bones.

I am John Skeleton. Used some mana paste to reconnect the bone. Arm's working good as new. For those that want to try this yourself, here are the steps to make Mana Paste: Step 1 Find someone who can use magic. Preferably yourself, but friends with magic capabilities who are willing to help work fine. Step 2 Enchant a fruit or vegetable. Corn works the best, as you're going to want a starchable veggie for the paste. Step 3 Brew a potion of healing. Normally, this can't heal undead or magic entities. That's where the corn starch or similar material comes in. Step 4 Combine the potion with the enchanted starch, making yourself a magically-charged healing paste. This still won't heal undead wounds on its own though. Step 5 Add some dead herbs to the mixture. Chamomile is a good herb, but dead mint or withering dandelions can work in a pinch. Step 6 Mix the paste together really well, until it's a solid puke-ish green. It's not pretty, but that's Mana Paste. It should be sparkling the same color as the mana used. In my case, purple. In yours, it could be red, blue, green, also purple, orange, or any other color. Do note that if the sparkles are multicolored, you've made Mana Gel, not Mana Paste. Mana Gel uses multiple type of mana and a mana potion, not a healing one. All that the gel will do is be a good pomade. That's about it from me, then. Take care everyone. John out.