Midnight Pals: Whale Tale
TL Bodine: you know, Mt Everest is so big Bodine: you might even say that the mountain is a cosmic horror Lovecraft: what??? Lovecraft: no no no Lovecraft: that doesn't make sense! Lovecraft: it doesn't even have tentacles!
Poe: it doesn't have to have tentacles to be cosmic horror, howard Lovecraft: what are you talking about? King: edgar's right, it's more about the insignificance of man in an unfeeling universe Lovecraft: don't tell me about cosmic horror! Lovecraft: i invented it!
Lovecraft: i'm the guy that invented cosmic horror! Lovecraft: that's why they call it Lovecraftian! King: oh yeah, they do that, don't that
Poe: you know, many say that moby dick is cosmic horror Lovecraft: what? no it's not! Lovecraft: it's about a whale! Herman Melville: it's not about a whale Melville: it's about how i'm going to attack and dethrone god
Melville: i'm going to attack and dethrone god Poe: Lovecraft: King: Koontz: Barker: King: why? Melville: cuz he's a son of a bitch! Judith Sonnet: it's true, he is Wrath James White: you guys still believe in god? LOL
Melville: listen Melville: if there's one thing that i know in this world with 100% certainty Melville: a truth i know as sure as day follows night Melville: not an iota of doubt in my heart Melville: it's that whales are fish
Melville: anyway, so whales are definitely fish Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Barker: you sure about that, champ? Poe: clive Barker: i'm just askin Poe: let him have this one, clive
Melville: whales are fish Melville: i mean think about it Melville: one, they live in water King: sure, ok Melville: two Melville: Melville: uh Melville: well they look like fish Melville: case closed!!
Melville: whales are fish and no one can convince me otherwise! Jeff VanderMeer: well, herman, if you look at the science Melville: "ooo well if you look at the science" Melville: shut up nerd Mary Shelley: ha ha ha! i LIKE this guy! John Langan: what kinda bait you using, herman?
