Hatchet (2006)

Release Date: September 7th, 2006

So...... The poster at the top says Victor Crowley is the next horror icon, but.... I mean..... It’s 11 years later, I’m an adult, and I have no idea who that is. I DO however know that Robert Englund, Freddy Krueger, cameos, Tony Todd aka Candyman cameos, and Kane Hodder, who played Jason for a hot second (and Leatherface!) plays the monster. This movie isn’t particularly good. There’s a lot of gore. It’s about a group of people on a swamp tour, when their boat sinks and they have to walk through the woods to get out.... But the legend of Victor Crowley says he roams those woods at night. So they all die, of course. It kind of felt like a spoof, like they made it goofy on purpose, but also didn’t. I can’t explain it.