Album Review - Frank Zappa - ZAPPAtite: Frank Zappaâs Tastiest Tracks
When youâre dealing with a discography as deep - more than 100 albums - and diverse as Frank Zappaâs, compiling a representative retrospective is an impossibility.
So the folks at the Zappa Family Trust, led by curators Ahmet Zappa and Joe Travers, decided to put together a food-centric cross section of the late musicianâs songbook to give potential new fans a taste of the eccentric composerâs output. The resulting ZAPPAtite: Frank Zappaâs Tastiest Tracks features 18 songs and 85 minutes of music and is largely successful as a sampler of the many musical concoctions Zappa, who died in 1993, cooked up over the years.
Divided into three sections - Appetizers, Entrees and Desserts - ZAPPAtite works like a walk-through cafeteria; listeners may not want to stack everything on their turntable, but theyâll find plenty to fill their ears.
There are novelties like âDonât Eat the Yellow Snowâ (Single Version) and âValley Girl.â There are epic instrumentals like âPeaches En Regaliaâ and âZoot Allures.â Thereâs straight songs (âJoeâs Garageâ), non-straight songs (âBobby Brown Goes Downâ), songs that would never make it on the radio (âTitties & Beerâ) and songs that should have (âSofa No. 1â). Thereâs also Synclavier-created âjazz from hellâ in the form of âG-Spot Tornadoâ and London Symphony Orchestra-created classical in the form of âStrictly Genteel.â
Frankophiles neednât bother with this one; theyâve heard all this before. But for neophytes, ZAPPAtites is an ample smorgasbord from which to choose the Zappa that works best for them.
Grade card: Frank Zappa - ZAPPAtite: Frank Zappaâs Tastiest Tracks - B