#jizzy beard

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Israel Hands, Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Kinktober 2022, Day 9: Hair Pulling | Gender Play, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top "Calico" Jack Rackham, Submissive Top Isreal Hands, Izzy Hand's Post Nut Clarity, Overstimulation, Spitroasting, Face-Fucking, Under-negotiated Kink, Ed's Blackbeard related angst, Izzy's Tits, Izzy and Ed are both Masochists change my mind (You Can't), PWP, Jack and Ed are both into the dockside whore role play. Izzy not so much., Izzy's Blackberd hangups, Izzy ruins everything as usual, Pre Canon, Post Hornigold's ship, Ed is a Captain and Izzy is the first mate already and Jack is there for some reason idk, OFMD Kinktober, Jack and Izzy hate each other in this fic but Jack is open to an Enemies to lovers if Izzy's down, Mild Feminization, degradation kink, Recreational use of a bull whip, Rimming, no beta we die like Izzy's pinky toe Summary:

“You’ve got a great ass, Beardy.” “You’ve told me that before.” Ed said simply. “Anyone else told you that recently?” Ed laughed, “Not to my face. But you know how guys are.” “So you haven’t been fucking anyone else then?” He asked. “Just Izzy.” Ed replied “He’s not really an ass guy.” “What the fuck is he then?” “Well he likes it when I stab him.” Jack furrowed his brow, “I thought you preferred it the other way.” “Oh, I mean literally. Like with a knife.” Ed clarified. Jack raised his eyebrows in mild surprise but nodded. “D’ you think he’d like getting whipped?” “Why, you got something planned?” “Maybe.” Jack smirked.

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Awe thx. Because I lack enrichment in my enclosure and you have given me a throuple I will give you four for the price of one.

I've seen this ship called both Jizzed and Jizzybeard. I prefer Jizzybeard because I'm a freak and it conjures an image

Then because every ship gets better when you remove Izzy, Calicobeard

(when I say I want what they have I am joking)

And just to round it out Calicohands, or Cjizzy if ya nasty

And Blackhands.... I didn't expect this one to get a bingo but it got two. I have a lot of thoughts about them