#jiuqi

Scenario: SQQ got into a fight with LQG after drinking a little too much at a party hosted by CQM sect. YQY tried to deescalate the situation, but this ended up with SQQ spilling (dumping?) wine all over the sect leader. In front of everyone.

YQY immediately stands up, hoists SQQ over his shoulder, and carries him out like a belligerent child. To avoid further embarrassment to both the sect and SQQ's reputation.

YQY took his robes down outside because they're drenched. SQQ's ass is NOT carrying Xiu Ya.

Why is YQY late to their weekly meeting? An aphrodisiac weed appeared in the garden outside his window that morning, apologies shidi it took a while to circulate his qi enough to burn it out.

A mirror appears in the bamboo house? Somehow it only shows the inside of the sect leader’s private quarters! How scandalous!

An Ding Peak disciples tripped carrying a massive barrel of oil! Suddenly the sect leader is on the floor ass up with his clothes sticking to him like a second skin.

Oh no! Acid rain has passed over QDP! What’s this? Only the sect leader’s robes have burned away? What bad luck!

A new qi rich mineral with restorative properties has been discovered! Mu Qingfang is eager to test it out! How funny that the most effective shape for it is precisely two nipple piercings! Yes, this Had to be announced during a peak lord meeting, MQF is very passionate about scientific innovation! Please pay no mind if the sect leader starts lactating, they haven’t found a work around to that particular side effect yet.

Did you hear? Yue Qingyuan’s long lost family has appeared and they brought his betrothed! …Shen-shixiong are you unsheathing Xiu Ya?

While retiring from visiting another sect the inn only has one bed AND Yue Qingyuan has been bit by a Gaping Hole Spider AND was hit by the pollen of a Eternal Brothers Chrysanthemum! Quick Shen-shixiong! We need to find someone zhangmen shixiong once considered a brother to fill his holes with their life essence or he’ll die!

What's your name again? - Prim_the_Amazing

Or simply Shen Jiu escaping and ending up inside the caves, coming across the body of a young cultivator, completely destroyed as if someone had wanted every part of his body to be broken without exception and being cruel enough to leave him alive, in pure agony.

He knows that cultivation can restore the body's damage, but even he knows that this goes beyond that; it's as if someone had broken him only to reform him in a better way. It was something that reached the inhuman, and if he hadn't lived a life full of horrors, he would have vomited at the sight.

But as disgusting as this was, he simply turned away. It was none of his business, and he'd already left Hell. He wasn't going to stay and watch the person who did this arrive.

He was just about to leave without looking back, but then he heard the surprisingly alive body of the cultivator wake up.

If the sight of his body didn't make his stomach turn, the weak, lifeless tone with which he said the nickname only one person in this world called him definitely made him want to throw up.