#jimmsi

✘Damn-dude...-being-trapped-by-some-clown-like-this-kinda-blows?--I-could-be-getting-in-some-reps-now-or-hanging-with-buddies-right-about-now!✘

✘Intead,-I’m-stuck-here-meeting-who-knows-who!--Doesn’t-this-guy-get-that-we-might-not-dig-meeting-our-potential-soul-mates-with-a-gun-pointed-to-our-heads?--Fucking-sheesh...✘

✘You-know-the-worst-part-about-jumping-between-so-many-gyms-and-rehab-centers-in-one-night?--Other-than-crazy-long-hours-I-guess-but-I-don’t-mihg-that-so-much...✘

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🌛OhohohO~ That’S A JokE, OF CoursE!  I’D NeveR DevouR MY FaithfuL AudiencE~🌜

🌛ThougH I CaN SeE YouR HungeR... YouR DesirE FoR A GooD ShoW- SomethinG OuT OF ThE OrdinarY AnD SomethinG ExtravaganT!  WelL DearlingS, SeeK NO FurtheR~🌜

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🌛UnwillinG AS TheY MaY BE, I’M SurE ThE ThreaT OF DeatH OR DismembermenT ShoulD AT LeasT InspirE ParticipatioN!🌜

Your name is JIMMSI AUXILI and you are the BEST GYM ASSISTANT you can be.  You love BINGE WATCHING your favorite DVD BOX-SET SHOWS.  

When you’re not at hive CHOWING DOWN on some HIVEMADE CHOCOLATE CAKE or LUSUS JOHNNS pizza, you can be found KEEPING THINGS TIDY with some EXTREME IRONING.  That, or you can be found VANDALIZING LOCAL BUS STOPS.

Most often of all you can be found at any number of GYMS or REHABILITATION CENTERS.  Sometimes you teach classes on HOW TO GET GAINS CAREFULLY, but you usually SPOT TROLLS IN NEED or are there to LEND A HELPING HAND.

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Here she is!!  Thanks for all the suggestions while I was making her ^A^ 

✘OK-moon-mama,-are-you-ready-to-get-fucking-ripped?!✘

Ah... I’m not really-

✘No-need-to-worry!!--Everyone-starts-somewhere-and-a-brand-new-gym-membership-is-the-perfect-place-to-look!✘

W-wait a second, miss!  Please-

✘Now-a-big-sweater-isn’t-the-best-thing-to-work-out-in-but-we-can-get-you-some-sports-wear-to-get-you-set-up!--Do-you-have-any-exercise-clothes-at-hive?✘

N-no, but--

✘Whoa!--Nothing??--That’s-amazing!✘

✘It’s-really-admirable-of-you-to-dive-head-first-into-this!!--I-think-with-dedication-like-that-then-in-no-time-you’ll-be---

MISS PLEASE.  I-!  I’m not here about a membership!!

✘Y...-You’re-not?✘

NO I am not!  If you would listen to me, you would have heard that I am here about the fitness books that your gym borrowed for the beginner’s fitness class here?  That’s why I was bringing it up!

Please... I just want to get my books and return to work.

✘O-oh!--Right...--Uh.--Sorry-about-that...✘

[Since it’s so many emoji I’ll only do 3!]

💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment?

Aw shoot, that’s real easy!  Care an’compromise.  Yer relationship should be an equal conversation- an’ it don’t gotta be just in a matespritship!  Moirails and kismesises gotta have good communication, boundaries, an’ a downright strong level’a trust iff’in it’s gonna last.

✘It’s-not-like-I’ve-had-a-lot-of-long-lasting-relationships,-but...-I-think-it-would-be-making-sure-to-keep-things-lively-with-surprises?✘

✘Like-bringing-each-other-protein-shakes-or-a-new-set-of-spray-paints-or-something!✘

Be sure tu express yuur strength each day and night.  Yuu shuuld show me that it is the right choice tu keep yuu as my partner, being that I am already quite strong on my own.

🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked?

Reckon it d’pends on th’person an’th’quadrant?  Ain’t too good at askin’ most’a th’time... an’I don’t wanna push nyone int’anythin’!  So I eckon fer me it’s bein asked!

✘Oh-dude-I-ask!--And-I-usually-ask-way-too-soon-LMAO✘

I try and refrain frum asking.  If sumeune asks, I will cunsider it... but I feel that my pusitiun uf power over most uther trolls is tuu great tu ask in guud faith.

💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have?

A nice pretty weddin’ in a sweet lil chapel... Just a few’a our friends an’our kids around t’see.  She’d be wearin’ a real pretty white dress an’I’d be in a suit t’match.

✘Marriage-is-kind-of-a-lot,-isn’t-it?--I-think-it-depends-on-the-person-I’m-marrying!✘

Marriage is a very seriuus cummitment tu followers uf The Vengeful Creatur and is not sumething I cuuld take lightly.  If I ever were tu be wed for whatever reasun, it wuuld have tu be done in uur church and wuuld likely be a big hassle uut uf necessity.

💦 When did they lose their virginity?

Eh, it was when I was a real dumb young buck on th’streets.  All sorts’a rebellion shit an’bondin with other folks in street gangs... Ain’t a fun time t’look back on.

✘Wouldn’t-you-like-to-know!--It’s-not-any-big-romantic-story-or-anything.--Just-some-guy-I-used-to-hang-out-and-get-high-with-when-I-was-like-8✘

[Fears for three random characters I reckon!

Jimmsi is terrified of spiders, but she’ll crush them no problem!  She’ll just also crush whatever wall or table they’re on

Elenor is afraid that one day her powers will backfire and she’ll be mauled to death by a very agitated hemobrother or sister or hers

Kokoro fears that she won’t live up to her ancestor’s great name, which is unfortunate being that she’s trying to live up to the heavily edited ideal of a broodmother that the Alternian Government has presented to her meaning that she is definitely not living up to her ancestor’s desires and views.]

🍯: How they feel about pailing (for fun and during material contribution season)

✘It’s-fun-duh!--Who-cares-if-it’s-in-a-quadrant-or-not?✘

-=It’s an exciting part of having a matesprit or a kismesis, right...? And I suppose moirailagence according to some... I wouldn’t exactly know- or...  That is to say it’s not a deal breaker for me...!=-

ƐGolly how embarrassing!  It’s not a first date kinda thing for me... I wanna know if they really like me back before getting too intimate!>

⏳: How long they take to fall for someone in any quadrant

✘Oh-dude,-I-have-a-baaaad-habit-of-getting-crushes-way-too-fast.--But...-falling-in-love?--That-takes-time-dude.✘

-=When it comes to finding true love for me, I tend to spend most of my time daydreaming...!  It’s not the best, especially if I wind up fabricating a lot of what i think someone feels for me in my own thinkpan...=-

-=I’m not sure how long it would take to really fall in love...  I’m not sure I ever have before...=-

ƐLove at first sight!!  It’s the best feeling in the world!!  Most of my darlings don’t end up returning my burning passions though... It makes me really sad, but I get over it eventually!>

🎮: What their favorite thing to do with their quadrants is

✘I-don’t-have-any-quadmates-right-now...--But-I’d-guess-lifting?✘

-=I’m also quadrantless at the moment...=-

ƐSame here...  But I’d love to bake or cook with my darling one day!!>

🐣: If they would raise a grub with one of their quadrants if it were allowed

✘Brooooo-no-way!--Have-you-seen-a-grub?!--They’re-nasty!✘

-=I don’t have time for raising children...  Shocking I know coming from a jadeblood, but I could honestly take or leave grubs and wrigglers.=-