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"Thank you Jim~ I'm glad you think so! Aardvarks are very interesting funny creatures. I think," Illinois leans in,to the metaphorical mic presented to him. "That aardvark ears are very very funny. I also think they are a bit intimidating."

Jim 3, running away: aaaAAAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE SEND HELP!

A poster I made my gf for our annual tradition of me making her a poster!!! I tried to include every Jack and Mark ego, but I probably missed some. @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier

For; @alcordraws I know it's like, really bad quality picture...but you know, I tried. :/ (They're wearing sunglasses by the way cause I suck at drawing eyes.)

"Oh absolutely their arms are very long. Surprisingly strong too. I wouldn't recommend crossing paths~" Illinois tipped his hat in farewell,always happy to speak with the eccentric Jim's. "Anytime pal!"

" Hey there Jim! If we're talkin American death penalty system,I think it's inherently flawed. Some people are wrongly convicted and don't get an opportunity to defend themselves. For most cases I believe in rehabilitation and reform~" Illinois gave a genuine smile,hands folded behind his back. The Jim's were always fun to speak with,even if he took some questions too seriously.

Ich sehe langsam von meinem Vanilla Chai Latte hoch und schaue dreieinhalb Zentimeter an Jims rechtem Ohr vorbei auf eine Reklametafel von Windows. “Ach, ist doch egal. Ihr werdet’s sowieso kaufen.”, steht darauf. Also auf Jim’s Ohr. “Ich glaube”, sage ich langsam, “nicht.” Jim reagiert nicht. Mein Vanilla Chai Latte ist leer. Jim’s Handy vibriert in seiner Hosentasche. Er zieht es heraus und einen Kopfhörer aus seinem Ohr, nimmt ohne hinzusehen an und sagt: “Hallo?” “Wollen wir zahlen?”, frage ich mein Handy. Er sieht mich an, guckt kurz ein wenig verwirrt, und zuckt dann mit den Schultern.