#jigglets

1. john would absolutely treasure him, partly because of gideon.

2. when william kinda showed up? idk working on that, but when that happened lawrence was the first one to actually step up. than everyone else eventually came around

3. adam would gift william a camera, possibly just one of his old ones. lawrence would say it’s not the best idea to give a baby a camera, so adam waits until william is 5. very begrudgingly

4. amanda would kinda just watch him not really as “oh im making sure he doesn’t die” but more as a “i dont know what else to do with a baby who might die if i do one thing wrong”

5. i whole heartedly believe that lawrence and logan would write down everything, and i mean EVERYTHING!! but when they’re not there with william no one adds to it cause it’s over obsessive and it constantly confuses them. hoffman tried and gave up, amanda kept trying then just got told to never write something down again, and adam just never tried. he knows he’d end up in failure

6. hoffman let’s william play with his badges when he’s fussy

7. once hoffman was forced to bring william with him for work for a couple minutes, and everyone was totally confused that he had a kid. they haven’t stopped asking about william

8. john built a stroller, crib, and car seat for william

9. adam has tons of baby photo albums of william, this is like the only thing he does in his free time

10. william sleeps in a different persons room every night. but since adam and lawrence sleep in the same room they get 2 nights with him. but once a week they spin a wheel to see who gets the extra night with william. adam and lawrence’s names have been erased from the wheel. logan has brought up countless times that it isn’t fair adam and lawrence gets 2 nights but nothing has been done about it

11. adam attached a radio flyer behind billy the puppets tricycle for william. william has never been happier going possibly 4mph

12. when hoffman and amanda are going at each others throats, and throwing around swears in front of william, logan would be the one covering his ears and saying “little ears guys, little ears.”

13. amanda and adam always give william baths in the sink. no one else knows about this though because they always use the baby tub for him. and apparently they lived in total luxury when they had baths in the baby tub. amanda and adam wanted to give william the same experience of baths in the sink

14. they all built custom mobiles for william

15. before john finished the crib they would VERY CAREFULLY just co sleep with william

16. amanda bought him boots, which aren’t practical for his age, but they look great on him

17. john wears the title of grandpa proudly, amanda even got him a shirt saying “proud grandpa”

18. everyone made william toys, plushies they sew, wooden toys and whatnot

19. on williams birthday john created and gifted him officer piggy

20. when william first met billy the puppet he immediately gravitated towards billys nose

21. as much as everyone wants to add plushies, blankets, and pillows in williams crib. lawrence and logan always tell them it’s unsafe for him especially if he’s unsupervised

22. whenever adam feeds william he always does the “here comes the airplane” and eventually the plane goes around the world, and ends up watching dog fights. adams not even sure how it happens, it just does

23. william has a pig onesie. who bought it? i don’t know, you choose

24. william in funny hats