CUTIE!!!

NIALL ”YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I AMAZE EVEN MYSELF” SOLO AND ZAYN ”I’D JUST AS SOON KISS A HARRY!WOOKIE” SKYWALKER. BE PREPARED FOR INTERGALACTIC FIGHTING, LOVE AND ZAYN GETTING SHIT DONE IN A GOLD BIKINI

CEPHALOPOD LAUNCHER, I WANT TO LEAVE INSIDE YOUR BRAIN

EVA PLS. trust and believe u don't wanna be in this noggin

gentlehousing replied to your post “zayn's a superhero and niall is the chillest villain ever, blue, ziall ofc!!”

SCREAMING

“Again?" Zayn groans as his crime siren goes off, dragging one arm across his face. It isn’t because the siren’s going off, it’s because it’s specifically his Niall crime siren. Which may or may not be a Justin Bieber song—Zayn isn’t willing to disclose that information to anyone. He rolls out of bed with a thud and gropes around the floor blindly for his Superhero pants, which he had shucked out of just four hours ago at 3:00AM after answering his last Niall crime alert. 

"Better fuckin’ be buying me breakfast," he mutters as he finds his uniform and yanks it on, snagging his mask off the hook by his door as he goes.

EVA AHHHH—! i’m so flattered thank you!! umm now the hard part aha /sweats

i am a good listener, whether someone is a stranger, friend, or fam. i won’t interrupt, i will give them advice if they seek it, keep their secrets, & shower them with love once they’ve talked it out.

i work hard.

i really love love, and i love expressing love, and talking about love, indulging love, giving love, receiving love. if someone wants to talk my ear off about something that they love, i will be there with them 100% even if idk what’s going on simply bc i love to see people in love with the world. 

one time i got deliriously high while sick and laid on my hardwood bedroom floor and ended up crying about how unfair it was that some people aren’t told daily that they’re beautiful. i was so distraught by all the beauty in the world people don’t acknowledge. i had like a total sobbing meltdown because i just felt so bad i couldn’t tell every single person and animal and plant in the world that they’re beautiful. it’s a bit overwrought but i kind of love this memory now.

I WATCHED THE DUB SO ZAYN WOULD BE MADISON BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS CARDCAPTOR!NIALL TRAIPSING ABOUT IN CUTE DRESSES CAPTURING ASSHOLE CARDS AND FIGHTING W LOUIS WHILE ZAYN FILMS HIM AND PINES HDU HDU ROO

(ask me how mad i get about the dub changing their names, but then also ask me about the fact im thankful the took out the student teacher creepy relationship)