#jesuslol

#visitorstothegallery #jesusmarybuddha #madonnaofthebicycle #laughingjesus #jesusLOL #jesuslovesyou #eluemunoart (at Botanical Sorcerers Gallery)

Last week, the synchronicities began to invade my notebooks: diaries of my past life. Things I collected long ago; dried flowers start to rearrange themselves into drawings or photographs in uncanny ways. Their visual appeal to me is almost overwhelming and nostalgic. Their subject matter, feminine and memorial. Late lover. Death non-threatening. Resurrection? #jesusmarybuddha #jesusLOL #driedflowers #salamsi (at Botanical Sorcerers Gallery)

#laughingjesus #livingcross #jesusmarybuddha #jesusLOL (at Botanical Sorcerers Gallery)

It was yet another rainy day so I decided to go for a walk, as it is normal to do so when it is raining heavily. I picked up my umbrella, took my phone and earphons so I could listen to some very angry music aka twenty one pilots, and headed off ( only after I almost fell because of metka, that little goose). It was raining, good thing i had an umbrella with me, sometimes I wonder if i am a genious. I blasted some music through my earphones, after I untangeled them, ofcourse, only to find out that one earphone does not work. I curse my friend for giving me shitty earphones but proceed to listen to music anyways. Soon I got bored of just walking around so I decided to go to our local church and praise gesus and stuff ( mostly I prayed for my stupid friend, god bless her soul smh). Later I realized no praying in this wourld could help that poor soul so I decided to leave (only after taking some deep pictures for instagram #gesuslol). I was just abou to open the door when something grabbed my hand. I turned aroun tired of everything and was about to shout at whatever grabbed me but i just could not. In front of me (or behind lol idk man i turned around, what is logic mew doggo) stood a big figure with face painted like a skeleton and wearing all black (me af #magnificent). Behind him stood some more humans but I did not care for them, they were nothing but wannabes compared to this man. He stared at me and I stared back. I soon spoke „smh nigga what does you want?oh and btw I love your look, selfies later?“ the man stood in shock. He outstretched his hand and I kept staring at him, as did he at me. All of a sudden he pulled me by my scarf/blanket and dragged me towards other humans. I soon noticed they kept licking their teeth as they stared at me, tf? Anywhores, this hoe then dropped me in a freaking star inside a circle and there were all these candles and shit?? „are we making smores?“ I asked. „no, but we are making some sacrifices.sacri...sacrimores?“ the skeleton dude said. „Help me john, i dont speak teenage slang“he turned to john, i presume.“ „nah m8 i cant help you, i dont rel8.“ ohn then said. Skeleton dude man human then sighed and looked at me. „ anyways. TODAY YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOUR SYNS( ;) ).“ i guickly thought „OH HELLL NAAAaaAAW.“ and picked myself up and started walking away( never ever do I run, why would I now) but he grabbed me again and pushed me down. I bit his leg because fuck you skelly and endoured great pain, but i couldnt show my pain and kept biting and biting until i bit his whole leg off and he fell. Then it hit me. CHOCOLATE. HIS LEG IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE. I smirked as i watched him lay on the floor. „guess who is making smores today?“ i pulled some graham crackers and marshmallows out of my pocket and threw them at him „ bon apetit mothafucka.“ i said as i left the church and burned it down.

“OWWW LOL!”