Mar 28
haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?
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haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?
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I’ve forgotten a key aspect of jesters…. They are always rage baiting. Cuz now I need to strangle this man over his usage of the word “gooning”. Just cuz you have bells and are a silly boy doesn’t mean you won’t get the sword
Dear Jester of Hearts,
Whilst you do not know me other than by moniker I should like to formally introduce myself by name. Whilst my enemies, and friends alike to be fair, call me the “Evil Baron,” my name is Lord Mortimer II, Baron of Bloodhaven, and more, of the House of Caldwell. It is both a pleasure and an honor to make your acquaintance, but I have one more that I should give you before we can go about being friends. A personable invitation to the Masquerade Ball at Bloodhaven. You have been formally requested by the Ball’s Planning committee both to attend as an extremely honored guest and as entertainment. Should you accept we would graciously ask that you give us a performance during the opening Feast on Day Two, and perhaps even consider joining the Days of Tournament in a bardic competition… We so hope and look forward to seeing you attend, I wish personally to see you there. Should you have any questions or doubts whatsoever you may reach me anyway you’d like, I shall eagerly await your response!
Sincerely,
@evilbaron, or The Baron Caldwell
esteemed baron,
please, the pleasure is all mine, darling. i would be quite honored to attend. i've heard the maids chattering about a ball and i beseech you to share all the details as to what my attendance should entail, since you've caught my curiosity.
i would be more than honored to perform and compete for the house of hearts. for it's on my honor and my monarch that i represent us for what we are best known for—poetry and entertainment ♥︎
your most delighted,
the jester of hearts
part of the appeal of knight x jester is how well it lends itself to a service x service dynamic. guard dog dedicated to protecting x performer dedicated to entertaining. soldier trained to think that their attachments will only lead to pain and loss x fool trained to think their emotions are distractions and that their focus should always be the feelings of their audience. guard who believes their purpose is to cause pain x clown who believes their purpose is to make others happy. a tragedy x a comedy of errors. knows how to give, not how to receive x knows how to give, not how to receive >>>
im an ex-catholic hopeless romantic with a knight kink, of course i blur the line between love and worship
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tip for all my fellow knight owners: if you are lacking rope or other traditional means of restraint, you can just position your knight however you want and tell them to stay! after all, what is their strength compared to you, their liege and personal god?
WARNING: do not attempt this on knights that are not fully tamed. they might view this act as you devaluing their physical capabilities and try to "prove you wrong"
teasing the knight until they snap and have their way with me, the sort of animalistic hatefucking the likes of which the world has never seen. you agree.
my liege said we could prank the knights by tying them up in scandalous positions if its ok with your liege 👉👈