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Total Drama Monsters, Part 1!

Gwen: Vampire

Cody: Electricity elemental

Zee: Shojo

Damien: Cyborg

Sammy: Tiefling

Dave: Tailypo

Mike: Changeling

Trent: Sprite

Anne Maria: Futakuchi-onna

Zoey: Plant monster

Despite watching Aunt Cass cook for basically his whole life, he can't cook if his life depended on it

His teeth are all jinky because he had a chewing/biting habit as a kid that didn't but not quite let up in the present. Cass is planning on having him fitted with braces

He's actually the least spice tolerant person in the Nerd Gang (the face melting wings aren't even that hot, Hiro's just a wuss 😆)

Sometimes talks to Megabot like it's a real person

Heavy sleeper, especially when he's sick

Hiro had to be the one to try and explain to Baymax what a Rick Roll was, and Baymaxs response to learning this new information was to send one to LITERALLY EVERYONE IN HIROS CONTACTS

Absolute MENACE on April Fools Day, especially when Tadashi was still around. His best prank to date was convincing Cass (and half the Lucky Cat patrons) that Mochi could talk! He did this with a robotic copy that he talked through

Hiro "Alright, Pinhead, yer time is up" Hamada and Fred "Who you calling Pinhead" Fredrickson IV

He never said this out loud in "Obake Yashiki", but his phobia is thunder and lightning storms. It's not as bad now as it was when he was little, but it definitely got a little worse when Tadashi died

His favorite Glitch Productions show is Murder Drones. He was absolutely bummed when it ended, but he still sometimes gets merch when the funds allow it

He can't wait for Gaslight District to start airing new episodes

Post dental surgery, his IQ drops to a hilarious degree. No joke, after he got his wisdom teeth taken out, he started actually WEEPING when he was informed that he had a cat at home ("Oooh my goooOOOOOOOssshhh I LOOOOOVE CATSH!!!")

When he and Tadashi were younger, Cass decided to rent "Watership Down" for them thinking it was just a cute storybook style movie about rabbits. You can imagine how well that went down (they slept in her bed with her for a solid two weeks)

Most definitely autistic, but also just has sensory processing issues in general, especially after so many superhero missions

Would die before admitting this, but on particularly bad days, he'll ask Baymax to just...pick him up and hold him there. It's relaxing, but embarrassing. Even Cass doesn't know he does this (she totally knows because she's caught him asleep in Baymaxs arms a few times, she just pretends not to know)

One lighter note, he has a soft spot for 2000s punk rock that you'd hear at the beginning of any Disney Channel movie around that time. He's not sure why

Quotes stupid media with his friends all the time. The one time Judy actually finished a movie quote with him was the day they became work besties

His first name is Winston (he just looks like a Winston to me)

His anxiety towards germs started in first grade when somebody in his class puked during recess and half the class caught whatever the kid had

Heights, however, he was just kinda...born being scared of? Does that make sense?

Honey "tell us about your flapjack" Lemon and Wasabi "started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit" No Ginger

He has a pet snake named Thaddeus and that thing is his BABY. Homemade hats, scarves, birthday and Christmas Instagram posts, framed baby photos in his apartment?? You name it. He's got it.

As to be expected, he doesn't particularly enjoy messy foods that he has to eat with his hands. Sandwiches are the only exception, and even then it has to be a very specific kind of sandwich

Wasabi, unsurprisingly, is the MOST spice tolerant member of the Nerd Gang. He has entered and won many a hot pepper eating contest in his day

Properly punctuates, capitalizes, and spells every text he sends unless it's an emergency

He canonically knitted his first sweater when he was six, so I like to think he still knits. Honey is currently teaching him the wild world of crocheting!

He's loving it so far! They have little crochet parties where they listen to 4 2 Sing together, make fondue, the works 😊

He has a weird habit of skipping whenever he's content. One time he did this in whatever this universes equivalent of a Kroger would be and his physics professor caught him doing it. Wasabi didn't look that professor in the eye for three months

He is prone to panic attacks :( It's not even the hyperventilating type either. He just freezes up (I think this is canon according to Fear Not)

Some of them turned into the hyperventilating type after Tadashi died...:(((((

HATES April Fools Day. He hates being pranked, he hates trying to prank people, he hates dreading somebody he doesn't know trying to prank him. The one time he tried to prank somebody, his nerves got way too worked up and when he got caught in the act, he started crying (it was Tadashi. Many hugs were given. He never did it again)

Has been doing his hair in dreads since middle school. He just thinks they're cool :)

Freakishly good at rhythm games. No one knows how, he's just super good

When KPop Demon Hunters came out, Wasabi definitely watched it three times back to back before forcing the Nerd Gang into a watch party ("Hey, we watch Fred's monster movies all the time! It's my turn to pick!")

Her first name is Hei-Ran

Hiro isn't the only person in the Nerd Gang with food allergies. Go Go and pineapple aren't friends, to put it lightly

She is borderline obsessed with those chubby bird figurines you'd find in a garden store. For her birthday once, Fred did some digging and found a site to custom order one that looked like her

The mixture of elation and confusion when she opened it was absolutely PRICELESS. She still has the bird somewhere

There are actually a few things that can make her laugh without fail. Richardson epically failing a pick-up line, falling flat on his face and creating a perfect meaty SHLAPP on the floor as he fell happens to be one of those things

On April 1st, she says she doesn't care about pranks, but every year without fail, she gets into intense prank wars with Fred AND ONLY FRED. It's mostly retaliation to his pranks, but sometimes she'll actually instigate it if she feels like it

Her favorite flavor of bubble gum is watermelon

She prefers Monster and Red Bull in terms of energy drinks. She tried Alani once from Honey but found it too sweet.

Despite how she looks, she actually enjoys having 'girls nights' with Honey and some of the other girls in her major, which is admittedly a lot of people. It does drain her social battery though

Go Go once won a vehicle design contest and got four tickets to Cedar Point! She ended up taking Hiro, Honey and Fred because there was no way they'd be able to fit Baymax on any of the rides and Wasabi ducked out anyway

Her favorite rides there are the Millenium Force and the Gate Keeper

She may or may not have had a crush on Tadashi before he died so his death hit pretty hard

She wears fingerless gloves because she doesn't like wearing actual gloves unless she has to. She hates the feeling of things wrapping around her fingers