#jesse luis

rating G summary (COPY PASTA'D FROM THAT ENTRY sniggers)  Juri wants a theme song, Myuto still thinks Takki is creepy, Hagiya chokes a lot, Jesse is innocent, and Camu does not really care for little kids. warnings I WAS THIRTEEN?????  general stupidity i am weeping over here oops sorry guys i was laughing so hard i forgot to cut it  

"We need a theme song," Juri says one day, his arms folded over his chest and his feet on top of the cardboard box in front of him. "Detectives need theme songs. I'm thinking Secret Code, or Secret Agent Man..." "We're not spies," Hagiya tells him. "We're not detectives either." He turns to Camu and Juri and grabs the cookie they were fighting over, while Myuto searches his iPod for a good theme song. "You guys are too uncooperative!" Juri pouts as he scribbles something down in his case notebook. "But anyway, I call this meeting to order!" He bangs his makeshift table (which he almost destroys, it is only a cardboard box after all) and his groupmates stare at him.

"Our first issue is our theme song—"

"We don't need a theme song," Camu says, "We discussed that a few moments ago."

"Then we move to the issue of a secret junior who's been terrorizing everyone," he says, slamming his notebook shut for an added dramatic effect, but that effect is quickly lost when he opens it again. "Here's a complaint from Mis Snow Man—it says he had put Play-Doh in all of their shoes! When Nozawa-kun went to tell Myuto about this, Sanada-kun was making a ruckus in the practice room! It just goes to show if X-san does something to someone, we're all going to be affected! There are more complaints, but they're too many to discuss at the moment. ...Any idea who the culprit is, men?"

"I say it's Takizawa-kun," Myuto says from his corner of the room. "We never found out what he did last time." Hagiya chokes on the cookie he stole from Camu and Jesse, and someone performs the heimlich maneuver on him.

"He doesn't terrorize anyone," Juri scowls. "Nii-chan told me he doesn't. Takizawa-kun—"

"...I don't really want to hear it." Myuto covers his ears and grimaces.

"Oh well, we'll just dwell on that tomorrow. Does anybody want to raise any more issues?"

"W-well..." Jesse stutters, looking from side to side. "I-I really think we should be leaving soon. I...I don't really want to get kicked out of another dressing room!" Juri tells him everything's going to be okay and hands him a flat iron for reassurance. Jesse just stares at it with a raised eyebrow.

“You shouldn't have placed your own sign over the A.B.C-Z sign,” Miyata says after barging into the dressing room, handing Juri a piece of paper with HHJ detective agency FTW, yo written on it with green highlighter. “We almost missed the room!"

“Oh, you've already got the flat iron.” Senga glances at Jesse, who bows as low as he can and gives him the said iron. Senga hands it back to him and says it would fit into their plan.

“...Who knew Senga-kun had the ability to plan anything?” Juri asks all of his groupmates after leaving the A.B.C-Z dressing room, not wanting to witness the thing that was occurring.