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Anon:  Reaction when their s/o is always really nice and never swears but then he/she hurts themselves (stubs their toe or something like this) and starts swearing like crazy in their native language (preferably German and please with jenissi) thank you~

Thank you @nas-is-a-unicorn, @huis-totally-innocent-smirk, @storyoflifethings, Ewie, @fransofran & Angel for telling me some really helpful phrases in your first languages :p

This was written a while ago, before Minsung’s text on ig~

Also, Ich hätte es gerne alles in deutsch gemacht, aber ich will dass sich jeder miteinbezogen fühlt, but I did include Jenissi!~

P-Goon

He was currently tidying up the living room, when he heard you trip and fall down the stairs. Instantly worried, he ran towards you, shaking your arm, and almost yelling his question of “are you okay??!” at you. You were already crying, holding your arm which hurt so much, it might be broken “Nein, verdammt!” you sobbed “Alles ist voll beschissen!” You couldn't stop crying, it just hurt too much. He was shocked at your words, even understanding some of them. He picked you up into his arms, his heart dropping as you winced from his touch. He carried you onto the couch, carefully setting you down. He inspected your arm, and you didn't know how, but he found out that there was nothing majorly wrong. Just from his touch, his help, you calmed down. “Al...les, okay?” He asked, using two words you had taught him. It was only after you nodded at him that he tilted his head a little, before asking the question that really mattered to him “Did you swear at me?” He couldn't help but to chuckle “You're my innocent little girl/boy, aren't you? You never swear, hm?”

Jenissi

He sat on the couch, watching you from afar as you attempted to do a thing. He watched you fail, try again and again. Sighing, he got up and went to help you. He didn't want to be a dick about it, you looked like you were generally struggling. He went ahead and took the thing out of your hand, making you slightly cut your finger at the edge. Frustrated, you said to him “ Pojeb sa ty kokot “ and went to slap the back of his head, but he was quicker, slapping your hand away from his head. He put the thing onto the table and towered over you, walking with you until your back hit the wall opposite the table. A smirk was plastered onto his face. “I have no idea what you just called me, babe,” He leaned in closer, his eyes firstly focusing on your lips, before meeting your own, “but that sounded way too hot. And then you try and hit me..? Tsk.. I think you should show me this new side of yours...”

Hojoon

You had been trying to work the whole day, and you actually were making progress, until your boyfriend decided that he needed your attention. He sneaked into the bedroom, tip toeing to the desk, in front of which you sat, and poked your sides. You screamed loudly, and jumped up from your seat. “Hojoon!” You scolded him for the first time, but he wouldn't listen. Again and again he came, poking you, whistling, singing, dancing weirdly behind and around you. He even laughed, he found it funny and adorable that you always let him do whatever he wanted, to shy and focused on your work to actually say or do something. Finally, after having been tortured by the one and only, the most annoying of them all, Jeon Hojoon, you've had enough. You turned around in your chair and yelled at him “Oh mein Gott! Verpiss dich, du gott verdammter scheiß Schwanzlutscher! Ich kann es echt nicht mehr ertragen! Geh mir einfach aus dem Blickfeld, sonst hack ich deinen scheiß schwanz ab und werfe ihn den Hunden zum fressen vor!” He didn't understand what you said, instead all he could do was stare at you in awe and wonder. On the one hand, he had no idea if you even realised the change of language, but at the other hand he was too shocked at your behaviour, and at those cool sounding death threads, to care about that. “That was sick. Can you teach me?” He asked, a sly smirk present on his face; but all it took for him was another glare, the next insults already making their way out of your mouth, before he fled out of the room.

Sangdo 

He was humming to himself as he stood in the kitchen, peacefully trying to dry and put away the plates he had washed. You were in the living room, playing video games, as it was his turn to tidy up and clean the kitchen after cooking together that night. He stretched, trying to put the large bowl you had used onto the shelf, when he suddenly heard a horrifying, loud yell he didn't expect to hear: “Du scheiß verfickter Hurensohn, fick dich ins Knie!” He gasped loudly, and when he dropped the bowl onto his foot, he yelled as well, in his own language. The bowl shattered, and so did his image of you looking innocent. “Y/N! What was that?!” still in pain he ran towards you, his eyes wide... you did have to help the poor boy clean up the kitchen after all.

Nakta

You had taken Yooncheol with you to a holiday in your home country! He seemed to be enjoying it, and so were you – you loved showing him around, going through the places you grew up in brought back so many memories! Unfortunately, it wasn't all good. On your fourth day back in your old city, you decided to have a nice lunch in a small café. On the table behind you sat a few other people; it was a wild mix of young men and women, all around your age. They seemed to assume you weren't from there, didn't know the language, as you had to speak in English with Yooncheol all the time. After a moment, they started talking about you, not only you, but Nakta as well. First, they insulted you, calling you names, and then they flirted with Nakta, without him knowing, they just said how handsome he was, what they'd do to him. Soon you've had enough. You turned around, throwing your drink in one of the girl's stupid faces. She gasped, too shocked about what had happened to react, you yelled at her “Άι γαμησου!” Turning to the other one you added “Είσαι μαλακας!” Nakta stood up, really shocked and confused at your actions. He didn't expect something like that from you. He seemed to be embarrassed, disappointed, maybe even angry. Not knowing what was going on, he fled from the café (of course y'all paid beforehand); only once you were back at home, he interrogated you about that event.

Minsung

You two also were in bed, both just having woken up in each others arms. After minutes, hours of just being next to one another, stealing kisses here and there, and softly spoken words in husky morning voices, you decided it was time to get up. Minsung, your boyfriend, didn't seem to think so. Wanting to saviour the warmth and feel of closeness your body provided, he wanted to stay in bed with you and keep cuddling, so he pulled you back down as you were already half way up. This simple movement caused the back of your head to hit the headboard of the bed. You let out a groan and, tears visible in your eyes, shot him a glare, muttering “卧槽”He gasped at that, shocked. As he had studied the language, he knew exactly what that meant. He tried to apologise, but stumbled over his words, before just breaking out in laughter. “My love! I really didn't expect that from you!” He found it both funny and cute that you swore, he didn't even feel guilty about hurting you accidentally any more. “Now you'll have to stay in bed to rest and get better though~”

B-Jyu

Carrying you in his arms, you squealed at him, begging him to let you go. You were outside in the park, and running around on the soft grass appeared to be a bit difficult for Byungjoo, as he stumbled over a twig. He 'dropped' you in the process, though with the strength that he had, and the velocity he was running with, he threw you several metres across the place. You ended up on your butt on the asphalt, but you were sure that you had broken several bones in your body from the way you had to roll yourself before you stopped. “Y/N ar-” your concerned boyfriend yelled at you, but you interrupted him by flipping him off and yelling, angry and in pain “Spierdalaj! Kurwa!” He had to laugh at that. You never acted that way, and those words sure did not sound like anything nice. While he was shocked, he thought it was hilarious. His worries about your well being were washed away for a moment. He laughed so hard, every time he tried to get up from where he had fallen into the grass, he fell down once more.

Xero 

Trying to be romantic, Jiho carried you up the stairs. What neither of you knew was that some of his clothes, especially his and your shoes were still on them, for whatever reason. Apparently Jiho just liked to make a mess at your place. He didn't see the clothes and stumbled over them, dropping you in the process. You fell in a really unfortunate way, directly onto your private places. Before Jiho got to apologise, you yelled at him, in your pain you switched back to your own language “Min jävla Fitta! Din jävla Idiot!” Not expecting to hear such violent sounding words from you, he stumbled once more, falling onto his head. Soon, you were both throwing profanities at each other, even the clothes were flying down the stairs in an attempt to hit him, but it was all in good fun, as it ended with the both of you laughing, Xero on top of you, and even more clothes on the stairs than there were initially.

A-Tom

You were outside, running against each other to see who could run faster. Whoever was the slower one had to pay for that night's dinner. “Ready....Set......-” before he said 'go', Sanggyun already started running. He cheated the system and already gained so much distance. Not finding that fair at all, you yelled at him for the first time, all while trying your best to catch up to him “Estupida perra!” you barely got those words out through your heavy breathing. A-Tom had already passed half of the course you laid out for this challenge, you struggled to follow him. A few metres before half point, you seemed to struggle even more, stepping on your open shoe laces, which was your downfall (quite literally). You scraped your knee as it hit the hard ground of the street, and your palms didn't look any better. Already tearing up from the pain, you searched for your boyfriend who was still running up ahead, not noticing you being injured – until you yelled again “Maldito,” you had to sob “hijo de puta!!” You screamed so loudly, he turned around. Running back at you, he already had a worried expression on his face. “Are you okay? What happened? Can.. oh god did you hurt your brain? Why are you talking like this? Do you understand me? I-AM-SANGGYUN. Can you hear me?”

Sangwon

LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY ARE. And Hojoon dyed his hair omg 💕

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Jiho | Sehyuk | Sanggyun | Byungjoo