#jeijeithegreat

Ps calling it a film does not make ogling the 3way classier

Wait who’s the lady tho Also what’s the context here I am lost

UM oh god I know who the lady is too but I totally forgot omfg

the context is it is a threesome obviously

OuO yes it is 

OuO the world needs more of that

AGAIN I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY FACTS GDI okayi'lltry

I'm going to Golden Coral today to celebrate father's day with my uncle and family today 'cause fuck going yesterday. I'm saying fuck you to the diet and eat tons of chocolate covered strawberries.

There is a dark side to me that scares me and I avoid talking about it 'cause I feel like the more i talk about the more it will take over.

From the ~top tumblr guys~ I only find David Tennant attractive. Is Mads Mikkelsen part of them now? If so, totes find him attractive. But not really for like the SPN dudes or Star Trek dudes.

If Lee Pace asked me to marry him, I probably wouldn't hesitate to say yes.

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't even go to college or get a job, I'll enjoy going places and/or staying home.

I met this Mexican rock star once but it was like whatever because I never knew him before so

Fuck wearing a bra today, a tank top with support is all i'm working with

I have three wall scrolls on my wall right now. One is from Junjou Romantica, Code Geass, and Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. I'm considering giving the Junjou Romantica to a friend because I haven't seen the show in like three years and I haven't even finished it. And if I watched it again, I'll probably not like it. Code Geass and Kuroshitsuji are favorites tho mine.

I have opinions but I don't like talking about them unless I'm absolutely comfortable with the other person. 

I could have had two older brothers but my mami lost them. Well, the second kid she said she isn't sure but I like to think they would have been a boy. 

Haha jeijei what you doin’

Today I got a booster shot I was supposed to get in 1995! I guess my immune system is armored like fucking colossus.

If there are balloons around me, I am happy. 

I have taken balloons from children. 

I once taught children how to fire arrows and got paid for it. That was my job. For two summers I essentially trained my own personal army. Minions.

OTP: War Horse and a second, manlier war horse.

I cannot do a single fucking thing without music. Take the train, walk, shelve books at work, bake, write replies, so help me if music did not exist I would not function and would probably take up serial killing.

I hate canada geese more than anything else except for one thing.

The thing I hate more than geese is Australia.

I am a lazy, passive-aggressive piece of shit.