May 23, 2024
Pandora: does he make your heart beat really fast?
Regulus: I have anxiety, Dora, everything makes my heart beat really fast
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Pandora: does he make your heart beat really fast?
Regulus: I have anxiety, Dora, everything makes my heart beat really fast
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James: I’m bisexual
Remus(who has caught James with Regulus multiple times): Wow who would have thought?
Peter (who had to tell James he was pining for Regulus): Right I definitely didn’t know what a surprise
Sirius(who had been living in denial): Fuck you Prongs you had one job
Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.
Dorcas: Yes he does.
Barty: Yes he does.
Pandora: Yes he does.
Evan: Yes he does.
Remus: Yes he does.
Lily: Yes he does.
Marlene: Yes he does.
Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.
James: Yes I do.
Regulus: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
James : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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Okay, but like;
Sirius: *running through the common room in a panic* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Remus: *Angrily walking, 7 seconds behind him, in a steady stride* CHEATER.
James: *on the couch, le gasp*
Regulus: *beside James, leaning towards him and whispering* he watched ahead on a muggle show
James: *whispering* ohhhhhhh
Regulus: *leaning in closer, still whispering, flatly but menacing* if you ever do that, I will kill you.
James: 😃 understood.
sirius: james it’s been 11 hours and remus still hasn’t called, I should call him.
james: dude I’m literally in the shower right now can this wait?
regulus: does he know I’m here?
sirius: yes hi reggie, pause the couple shit I need attention.
*jegulus as something I overheard from my neighbour's party*
regulus: james potter get in the damn car by yourself or I'll get you in there even if I have to do it in pieces
james *extremely drunk*: would you love me if i was a lego and you had to build me piece by piece?