#jeffan

a/n: absolutely omg ,, jeffan brainrot atm so you get that first,, the best power duo ever coming soon to your screenz so dw - this isn’t proofread so enjoy and if you see a mistake, no you didn’t.

- evan is a morning person, jeff is absolutely not so mornings go something like :

“mmh it’s only nine,, come back to bed evan i’m cold and lonely,,”

“daylights wasting jeff, c’mon let’s go do something!”

jeff is fast asleep.

- jeff is really flexible and it freaks evan tf out, so jeff will like bend his hand all the way back just to annoy evan

- evan rugby tackles jeff into cuddles

-when they spoon evan is big spoon and calls himself a jetpack.

“evan let me-“

“no i am big spoon. i am your jet pack. we’re soaring tonight babe,”

they’re soaring tonight

- jeff is just a really soft person, like physically is so fucking soft it’s scary,, does he use fabric softener as shower gel? probably,,, evan loves it

- evan sits on jeffs shoulders on couches. he feels like a bird.

- jeff has really sensitive ears so evan uses a quieter, softer voice when talking to him. he doesn’t wanna hurt his ears :((( <3

(like mike wheelers ‘will voice’ pretty much)

- t4t and their periods always sync so it’s like a ‘who’s sicker’ thing. it’s always evan.

- sometimes they just sit in silence and every so often one meows and then the other, then silence. they do this for hours on end.

- evan can crack any bone in your body and jeff is in desperate need for a chiropractor, match made in heaven <3

- evan is really good at spelling and shit, jeff can’t spell to save his life

- evan has bad acid reflux and jeff is terrified of anything puke related.

- jeff regularly stops evan from eating dirt. (he fails)

- they plan on getting a cat and calling it lion

- jeff was scared of every single dog except sparky growing up :(

- evan is absolutely rabid, he bites jeff

they’re so cute together it makes me so sad