#jealous blake

Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)

Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)

Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)

Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)

Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!

Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!

Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?

Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)

Blake: Should... should we do something?

Weiss: We don't even know what has them.

Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.

RNBW: Say what now?

YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!

Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?

Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?

Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)

Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!

Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!

Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!

RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...

Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!

Blake: Weiss, I appreciate the help, but Yang’s riding the WRONG cat's face right now.

Random Group of Women: (approach Yang and Ghira with fluttering lashes)

Yang & Ghira: (confused puppy looks)

Blake: Mom.

Kali: Yup. (Grabs a random two by four and starts strutting over to the group)

Oh, my, God!!! It's so cute!!! I want it!!! Only thing that would make it better is if it was a snap bracelet that you can slap to your wrist!

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Yang: Blake! Blake! Look! (holds up little black panther wristband) It's you!

Panther!Blake: (focus zeros in on the little plush)

Yang: Blake?

Panther!Blake: (still focused)

Yang: (moves wrist left)

Panther!Blake: (follows with just her eyes)

Yang: (moves wrist right)

Panther!Blake: (rinse and repeat but add a low growl)

Yang: Uh-oh....

Panther!Blake: (pounces on Yang and goes for the fake panther bracelet)

I 100% blame the RWBY x Justice League movie for that one hahaha!!!

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Ilia: So let me get this straight...

Blake: You can be straight?

Ilia: Don't deflect. You know Yang would never cheat on you.

Blake: Correct.

Ilia: You know she loves you unconditionally.

Blake: Also correct.

Ilia: You've seen her turn down other people even when she doesn't know you're around and tell them she has a girlfriend she hopes to marry one day.

Blake: (looks at engagement ring) You are three for three.

Ilia: So...Why are you so jealous? Like, you go absolutely feral when anyone so much as looks Yang's direction.

Blake: I trust Yang with every fiber of my being. (eyes darken) It's other people I don't trust.

Ilia: Well, don't look now, but I think there's a woman feeling up Yang's biceps.

(she knows ofc, se trusts her, but still!)

Tiger!Yang: You don't think I'm just a piece of meat, do you?

Panther!Blake: What? Of course not. You're the sun in my sky, the father of our cubs, and the sweetest thing I've ever met. Why would you think that?

Tiger!Yang: Because ever since the mating incident, the other females have been staring at me like I stare at the slab of beef hanging on the rail at the Old Man's Grocery Store.....

Panther!Blake: Weighted blanket (tries to lay on T!Y but doesn't cover half of her) I love you. You are a wonderful feline, and an amazing mate. You will always be more than just a piece of meat to me.

Tiger!Yang: (appreciating P!B's attempt at trying to be a weighted blanket even though she's failing) Thanks, Babe~