adult life skills is hilarious just wish i didn’t have to repeat some bits five times before i understand what the hell they’re saying

im just SAYING. this is good practice for parsing this accent

somehow i relate immensely to anna, IMMENSELY

also i love her

and everybody in the film even when they’re assholes

and also clint

HOW can everybody be so ok with Billy being dead??? like everybody’s moved on apparently even his mother. just screaming at Anna to in effect move on. i thought it was maybe when they were kids but it’s absolutely not. they were adults or close to it - and

oh she keeps flashing back/hallucinating Billy at the water!!!

i don’t understand it. if my twin brother died i’d be out of it for years too hello? (quite literally - my twin brother)

i’d be fucking devastated forever?

‘this is for you. it’s god’ ALKFJLDSJFKDJSF

can i just say that I LOVE the little videos with the thumbs AND the guides to life. but especially the thumbs. they’re hilarious and intellectually stimulating hahaha

and how her mum and her friend just shit on this coping mechanism is insane to me

‘can you not text and drive, my life’s in your hands’ ‘you’re assuming im not trying to kill you marian’

kdafskldjsfkasf her nan just keeps talking about her love life GOD. Anna’s FACE. and just the fucking. fucking brendan or whatever is just such an awkward bean in the corner. just the complete chemistry of these three generations , and Anna just can’t fucking believe what comes out of their mouths haahahahha

NOOOOOOOO Clint thinks she doesnt’care about him

she took a taxi for 62 pounds. YIIIIIIIIIKKESSS

oh shit. Clint destroyed her tapes. jup that’s what he did i can tell. oh this is going to EXPLODE

ok maybe not. ok maybe it’s salvageable. maybe he just stole them

Brendan is adorable

‘no girl wants to be liked for being weird Brendan’ ‘i could objectify you if you want’ JFKLJDSJFSDJF ‘are you doing an inventory?’ DKLFSDJFDWJSF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the fucking BOAT

god this fucking film really is taking every fucking thing away from anna isn’t it

EVEN THE FUCKING SHED HER SAFE SPACE BECOMES INFESTED

why is this mum’s behaviour SO familiar? but so much more manic

ahhh hallucinations. but they had her deal with actual spiders for the film  AAAAAAAAA. she’ll clearly do fine on the arachnids episode in dw

i know anna is mean but like - nobody - especially her mum or nan?? realises that she’s breaking the fuck down and they’re giving her nothing?

SHE WAS CHECKING BRENDAN’S DIGITS JDKLFJSDLFJ

‘and yasha just, winks at beau’

TRAVIS! you’re such a shipper!!!!

‘oooohhhh. that’s not good’ HAHAHA i didn’t realise it was actually MATT saying that.

i love how Matt loves to play hot women opposite Marisha especially so that Marisha can play Beau super gay hahahah. like how Avantika saving her awesomely from a snakeperson makes Beau go: ....djslfjskf fuc k yeah

OH MY GOD TRAVIS ‘don’t touch her’??? YOU DAMN SHIPPER

it was weird that they didn’t get an initiative roll for the vines

‘he almost looks like he’s meditating, like i did that One Time’ hahaha oh beau

sam is SO GOOD at playing high Nott hahahaha

‘im a monk! i got fists! that’s all i got!’ haha tru

hoooooly shit how are they going to get out of this??

wow it’s going well!

it’s not going so well!

cauterise the fuckin ghead!!

thank god for Matt being like: pay attention the heads are growing back!

they are fumbling quite a few rules here. Beau is barely experiencing any advantage from haste. jester is not using the low wis stat for toll the dead - in fact her actions so far have not done much (on the other hand, she’s getting tough rolls!). they’re also focusing on the hydra for SOME reason??? finish up the abomination??

i miss ashley but travis does a good job

i like taliesin as what he seems to be as a person, but i just....don’t enjoy his approach to playing this game - like he doesn’t seem to think about what he’s going to do before his turn??

caleb should be focusing on fire tbh. if he hadn’t cast slow, but just fired, they’d only have four heads to deal with

why is nobody going, HMMMM , fire????

Sam is really fuckin - not good at fights lol? THANK YOU laura for telling him to save beau!!! jfc you idiot. Nott could have killed this guy five rounds ago lol (and it would have helped with the Hydra slow). but he does then roleplay that out well maintaining his focus on the keg

why the fuck would it have three fourths cover?

how can all the magic bolts miss at 2 metres distance. that disadvantage doesn’t make any sense

Laura just saved Marisha’s character twice. ‘that’s all i got’ awww

damn

then the cybermen coming up the lifts in the first place doesn’t make sense unless the Master deliberately shooed some cybermen up to fuck with the Doctor (also wow, did the Master spend like, a couple of thousand years down on this colony ship? why? (how old can he get?) i mean. yeah. he couldn’t escape the black hole, but why not commandeer the lifts and sit up in command to experience less time? anyway i don’t think it’s ever become clear to me why the crew going down decided to stay there and have some kids, the lifts did not seem to suffer any time dilation effects in a way that would have prevented them from stepping right back on and arriving back up a few seconds after they’d left -  in fact i feel like the lifts should have had some time stuff about it, like calling them would take literal AGES downstairs, and they’d be almost instantly available upstairs (those lift numbers going extremely rapid but then slowing further and further down to ‘normal’ pace as it comes up to command)

and i have to really laugh at Childs’ commentary on the responsible grandparents having their DYSPRAXIC grandchild sit on the edge of a cliff and climbing down a hill on his own LOLOLOL i hadn’t even thought of that!!! HAAHAHA. thanks for that part self-burn???

Jodie just LOVES showing off that she’s friends with Mandip hahahahaha keeps on making fun of her (TERRIBLE driver by the way)

i was JUST thinking, god it’s gotta be SO awkward watching yourself. i think that would be the worst about being an actor, you could never enjoy your own work

IT WAS SO FREEZING THAT THEY HAD TO PUT HANDWARMERS ON JODIE’S FACE TO MAKE SURE HER JAW WORKED

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. i mean that’s too bad but (that was really only one carriage??)

ARE YOU SERIOUS. chris could have been there??? BETRAYAL

he’s a baddie isnit he, he’s bad, he’s a bad man, he’s proper bad, he’s a proper bad man

WHAT. the de-electrified tentacly-thing isn’t there either!!!! i did NOT expect that

love all their compliments and satisfaction with the ep

i agree jamie! that expression  of jodies by the end there was great!!

they just keep commenting on how cold it was and how they think the music is cool pfffft. that;s all they do really.

they were like: hey why not do something cool lets frame the previous on by Bill and Penny’s date let’s do it. also they are CUTE

THEY LAUGH ABOUT THE POPE STORMING IN AND THEN THE FUCKING HEAD OF THE UN COMES IN AND TELLS THEM THE DOCTOR IS PRESIDENT OF EARTH

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL (just for the hilarity i am gonna excuse that it makes no sense that they’d contact Bill for that)

i do not like the theme music tho, most inferior version so far in my opinion

‘i thought you were on a date with penny’

‘i was’

‘how did it go?’

‘the United Nations Secretary General’

‘awesome (?)’

‘nah that wasn’t a metaphor’

‘good because i really wasn’t following it’

HAHAAHHAHAHA. moffat why are you SO! DAMN! GOOD!

season 10 is great

i really love that they’ve got this rep tho of a regular ....person who is very short? dwarf person? person with some kind of dwarfism idk what the respectful term is....ok looked it up briefly there isn’t really one. but yeah a very short person due to genetics (even more so than me)

but...is she gonna die? because of the whole narration and the coincidences with things breaking :////

cinematic masterstroke?: ‘there’s a line in the sand, and im the man on the other side of it’ (when is Thirteen gonna say something like that and say ‘woman’? i think id liek that) => a beam of light from the sun separates the two

some sort of bacteria research going wrong or whatever

this bombing stuff seems a very slow pace - like filler.

ok but did Doctor Who imply that the UN is basically an extension of teh US army or the other way round? because no U.S. army leader showed up. like i’m not sure that’s entirely accurate (edit: that blue baret guy is apparently U.S.)

so they had all leaders just go in. no negotiators or anythin

subtle things, like the Doctor being the only one who can stand the horror of a dead planet and be blase about it

hmmm they’ve created an insta-kill gas/bacteria? yikes. that shit terrifies me

this hungover dude just ignored ALLLLLL safety protocols. ya fucking idiot

something that breaks down all living organisms almost instantaneously? they clearly DID NOT think there was ever a possibility with how lax they were being

‘what is that thing’

‘it’s nardole, he’s not my fault’ goddd

stupid stupid stupid doctor -....handsome doctor! adorable hugely intelligent but still approachable doctor!! AHAHAHA

the Doctor just invited her to be a companion or on a date? (honestly, she is already one of my favourite side characters ever)

the slow pace of this episode makes me feel really tense!!!!!

surely blowing up the lab is NOT the best way to contain a fucking....bacteria????

ERICA DON’T DIE PLEASE!!!!

also the Doctor is apparently the only one who can survive this gas? WHY???

and isn’t it gonna be on his clothes and his body and???