Love is Like a Playing Card (J. Daniel Atlas) Chapter XIX
“Steal something? For this narcissistic little man-boy?” Merritt complained as the Horsemen walked down a busy road in Macau. “I don’t like it, but what I like less is you deciding for us,” he told Danny.
“Yeah? Do you like that we’re the laughing stocks of the magic world and the fugitives of the actual world?” Danny questioned him. Sutton hit his shoulder. “Walter is right. We-we have nowhere to go.”
“Yeah, but we can fix that!” Lula told him.
“We can fix it?” Sutton questioned her. “So you’re officially part of this wacky tribe that I call a family?” Jack and Merritt laughed as Danny gave her a side smirk.
“Look, even if we get this stick, he’ll never let us go,” Danny explained. “We can’t trust Walter, okay? The Eye has a history in Macau. They’re the only ones we can trust. Now, if we can get it to them, they can clear our names and get us the hell out of here. Come on.” He stepped into an old magic shop, followed by the others.
“It’s a bad plan, man,” Lula told him.
As the Horsemen entered the store, Danny, Sutton, Jack, and Lula headed for the counter. Merritt, on the other hand, took a trip around the store.
“Hey,” Danny said, ringing the desk’s bell multiple times. “Hi, how are ya? Um, we-we need some things custom made, actually by tomorrow. We’re kind of in a rush, and, uh, you-you have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?” he questioned as he realized the two people behind the desk were ignoring him.
The woman in the rocking chair threw something at the younger man, getting his attention. They started speaking to one another in Mandarin. The man stood, turning his attention to the four. “Welcome to Iong’s. My name’s Li, not Bruce Lee,” he sang as he let a springy snake fly at Sutton’s and Lula’s heads. Sutton squealed, moving out of the way and bumping into Danny, him grabbing her shoulders to steady her.
“Got you!” Li said. Next thing they knew, he pulled out a small light, having it fly and disappear in all kinds of ways. He seemed to have stuck it in his mouth and blow it back out, putting the light in Danny’s face.
“Oh, and now it’s by my head,” Danny complained. “How fun.”
“Twenty dollars,” Li told them. Lula complained about the price.
“No, thank you. We’re kind of in a rush,” Danny explained, only to be shushed by Li.
“Ten dollars,” Li winked.
“Uh, no way,” Sutton sneered. “You’re nuts.”
“Two for one,” Li said, pulling another one out and sticking them in Danny’s face. “One for you, the other for your girlfriend, eh?” Sutton’s face began to flush at the comment.
“Okay, just give us the thumbs, yeah?” Jack told him, noticing his best friend’s discomfort. He handed Li a ten dollar bill.
“Thanks a lot,” Danny said as he took the thumb lights. “Jack, please take these.” He handed them to Jack, who smiled and gave one to Sutton. She took it, mouthing Thank you.
“So we need a, um, Keplinger holdout, and we also need roughing fluid, a Sanada gimmick, sleeves, tracks. All in plastic, though, if you can,” Danny requested of Li.
Li turned to the older woman and began to explain what Danny said in Mandarin.
“You came up with that list in, what, half an hour?” Sutton asked.
Danny shrugged. “I have done harder things.”
Jack snickered. Danny rolled his eyes. “Same,” Sutton winked, making Lula snort.
The older woman looked at Danny and said something in Mandarin. “What?” Danny asked her as she turned back to Li. “Is there a problem?”
“My grandmother wants to know why plastic. Plastic is cheap,” Li interpreted.
“Sorry, yeah, we need plastic because we’re, um, uh, we’re going through a very sensitive metal detector. Okay?” Danny explained. “So plastic, nothing,” he motioned with his arms. “Metal, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,” he gestured, “it detects.”
Again, the older woman replied in Mandarin, mimicking Danny’s movements. Li snickered.
“What did she say?” Sutton asked Li.
“She says, just because you are talking slowly and moving your hands, doesn’t mean she can suddenly understand English.”
Lula clicked her tongue. “Oh, yeah. So sorry, he’s racist.”
Sutton rolled her eyes. “Not helping, Lula.”
“Uh, guys,” Merritt said, “we’ll be right back.”
“Okay, kiddies. The chaperones are watching you,” Chase stated as they left. “Don’t do anything I would enjoy.”
“Okay, have fun you two!” Danny sarcastically responded. He went over to Li, requesting to use his phone.
Sutton glared at Danny, knowing just who he was calling. She walked over to Lula, who watched on as Jack approached Danny. The two stared as Jack let out a heavy sigh and Danny turned away from the group. Sutton hung her head, tears pricking at her eyes as she remembered what Danny did that day in the tunnel.
Lula noticed the uncomfortable tension floating in the room. “What is wrong with this thing?” she said as she stuck her fingers in a Chinese finger trap. She drew Jack’s attention to her.
“Relax, it’s just a kids toy,” Jack told her as he tried to help.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Ow!”
“Sorry, sorry!” Jack apologized. As the two struggled to remove Lula’s tense fingers, Jack asked Sutton, “Is that why you broke up with him?”
Sutton hummed a response as she looked up at Jack. Jack gestured to Danny with his head. “Danny. Did you break up with him because you knew he was contacting The Eye?” Sutton looked away. Jack nodded. “I wish I could say I’m surprised, Sut, but…”
Sutton sighed. “I know, Jack. You warned me. You all did.”










