#jazz670

There must be few thing more unsettling than finding a hippo, inside your house, curled up on your couch with a steaming cup of tea and the latest episode of Queer Eye.

He eventually pries his eyes away from the television and glances over at you.

“Hello!” He waves, as usual.

Either not noticing that he was wearing the clothes your boyfriend usually wore, or you assume that this mutant stole his clothes and made himself at home.

“It’s me!” He declares, but not before getting swatted in the face with a broom.

Finally, connecting some weird dots, you pull the broom away. “Ron?”

“Really, you think a broom will get rid of a mutant hippo?” He sounds more offended than anything. “Personally, I would have gone for the lamp.”

gray: most under-developed…

song: friendship?

i just wish it was more of a fun found family roadtrip story but itz just.. temporary and shaky trucez between any1 who doesnt end up dating n evn those relationshipz r mostly underdeveloped   

lion: most annoying…

blaze: warrior?

HUMBLE. -How does your muse handle praise?

Rex loves to be praised. He’s a complete showboating attention whore, for lack of better terms, and enjoys it vastly when his efforts towards something are recognized or his ego is stroked. Makes him happy!

LUST. -Who does your muse find attractive?

Character sheet commission for @jazz670 of their character Halfheart!

you can def use no pronouns! that’s called being nullpronouned, according to this post. one way you could do this is to have people use your name all the time, e.g. [name] went to the bookstore to buy a book for [name] and [name] was happy with [name]’s choice.