#jazz ep

PHOTO EP: Jimmy Smith Trio - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Verve)

- is that BRANDI? Do you think she liked the show and her agent just called like “can she have a guest role”

- I *am* a slut for jazz

- for an episode that’s about music, bold of them to still use the wrong opening song

- cuddys face telling house it’s foreman’s case lol

- “there is no I in team. There’s a me, though, if you jumble it up.”

- “I accidentally glanced at his resume before I hired him” that Greg house wit is delivering

- CHASE AND CAMERON ARE SO DISCONTENT WORKING FOR FOREMAN

- yah foreman you lost the power struggle

- I relate to House in that I, too, would refuse to believe my favourite musician had an incurable illness and decide it was something else

- Clinic Patient: “MY PANTS TELL YOU I HAVE DIABETES?” He really is that great

- is house going to sell this guys dnr on eBay by the end of this episode

- (HOUSE TALKING TO CHASE LIKE HE’S A LOST PUPPY WHO NEEDS TO GO ON THE SIDEWALK) CHASE, INTUBATE HIM!”

Chase: 😧😶 (there’s a sign saying no peeing) he’s dnr

- “he signed a dnr because he didn’t want to die a painful death from als, but what he was dying from had nothing to do with als” you really cannot fight house logic

- in this episode house implies cuddy hired him a callgirl. In the season 7 episode massage therapy, house literally pays a male prostitute to give cuddy a massage

- using the restraining order in order to avoid clinic duty? A stroke of brilliance

- using the restraining order in order to yell cuddys name from across a room? A stroke of romance

- cuddy being completely unfazed by Houses antics

- is this the first “House gets sued”? It’s def the first “House goes to court!”

- this courtroom scene is greater than 99% of legal dramas. Guy sues house for violating DNR. Houses lawyer argues the accused has the right to face his accuser, meaning that if the guy really wants to go forward with the lawsuit, he needs to stay alive. So clean. I appreciate a nice lawyering. Stacy could never

- I love how wilson is there to support him like why is he such a good person

- “you want us to treat without a diagnosis?!” “Are you asking us to ~ jeopardize our medical licenses ~ for this treatment”???? They are still so fresh like this isn’t every single episode of this show ever and they hadn’t been working for House for at least six months. You jeopardize your medical license every time you yearn for your boss

- I don’t like foreman’s old boss he sounds like a mcdreamy alternative universe variant #notmyprotagonist

- GREG. ERIC. Like wtf is wrong with you stop calling House characters by their first names you freak

- I love this patient. I get the struggle. All the other patients have dumb problems apart from dying but this guy? I feel the tragic appeal of jazz

- Chase and Cameron are such House fanboys they really don’t give a shit. See I almost like Cameron when she’s not being judgemental because it’s foreman’s turn to be judgemental

- FOREMAN JUST SAID HOUSE COULD USE SOME HUMILITY LOL FOREMAN, Eric Pseudohouse

- wait he had a stroke for unrelated reasons? Sounds fake? Oh my god a STROKE OF RANDOMNESS

- I literally had no idea he was gonna have a stroke, maybe my subconscious remembered this ep and was trying to communicate it by saying fangirling about huddy

- haha house was right suck it Marty who calls everyone by their first name

- “hi Greg” “hi Marty, this is my friend JIMMY”

- *is this about ur ego?” LOL I’m gonna reply to every serious “we need to talk” this way

- Okay So we know that house was right because he stopped his treatment and the patient got worse again, so the drugs that were making the patient get better were Houses, not Marty’s

- this is an insightful monologue, dare I say the best one so far in the subject of Houses medical philosophy

- “something... that looks like nothing” Okay Plato

- the patient has an avm which was being hidden by its own swelling. How poetic, it would’ve been the swelling that killed him, not the avm.

- I mean if you don’t like Louis Armstrong are you even human

- Also I’m tagging this rewatch as

# bia rewatches house