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lilyleyton
Jason Stonem anxiously looked up at the clock tower and then back down to the book in his hands, to the pile of literature in fact, spread across a picnic bench which was situated in the courtyard of Hogwarts School. He was waiting for Lily Leyton, and had been for a while in fact, though in her defence he had arrived far too early in order to secure a spot which was out of the wind, and in the sun, and was practically perfect in every way for intense study with a girl he happened to have a large crush on. Having known the girl for some while, and known how brilliantly intelligent she was, he had asked her for help catching up to the standard expected of him by the school. In the past he had got by on the bare minimum, with all his efforts going into his flying. He had been reminded recently however, that he was not going to be able to fly for England until the day he died, and when the time came when he wasn’t able to make money from smashing bludgers to smithereens, he needed something to fall back on. He reached for a flask, which contained an elixir that his brother Tobias, who was a magical genius slash murderous lunatic, had concocted for him. It was nothing illegal for revision, though he had been told that it would not be permitted during any examination. It was to help him revise and retain the information that he learned with Lily, and without it he didn’t have a hope in hell because Jay Stonem- despite being charming, handsome, and an international quidditch sensation- had a brain like a sieve.
He sniffed at the flask, and took a large gulp, his face screwing up into a less than attractive design at the taste of the liquid which was frankly, rancid. It would of course have been at this point that the prettiest blonde in the entire school (in Jay’s opinion) chose to show up. He coughed and spluttered, trying in angst to keep the liquid down and not vomit all over the pile of library books he had in front of him.

















