#jay slay

Here we go, ladies...for those who don’t know...

8 common ways you try to please your man every day:

You share a life with him (wtf he think he is -- that’s a privilege)

You share a bed with him (like you couldn’t share some other bed)

You do nice things for him (while there are approx. 7 billion others you could be doing nice things for)

You eat with him (you ever seen a bitch slow down to eat with somebody when she’s hungry)

You adore him (yes, he really does think he’s all that)

You spend your free time on him (but he will literally pay someone else for their time)

You try to look good for him (while he thinks all he needs to do is wear his dick suit)

You do what it takes to be sexy and sweet (while he comes home from work with stinky feet)

That drunkard of a loser doctor caused me to spend the first two weeks of my life in a coma, with a machine breathing for me in an incubator, away from my family and home, and all alone. No one could touch me or hold me.

I was trapped in that situation for the first phase of my life when I should have been bonding with my family and feeling their presence and their love.