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Apartment tour!
Dean and Rock quickly made themselves at home in Java's place. Java quickly regretted letting them in. Rock never stops making noise, and that neat freak Dean keeps undoing the mess Java has carefully accumulated.
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The daily struggles of a germaphobe in a pigpen.
Dean: Attention, please! I've made us a chore chart. Java: Graphic design is your passion, I see. Rock: Oh sick, I'm orange! Dean: Guys, focus. We each need to do our part.
Java: I can’t be crawling around wiping goddamn baseboards. I lost a leg! Dean: And I lost my patience when I found your mug sitting on top of my books. Java: You're acting like I pissed on them! Dean: You might as well have! Java: I can still arrange that, if you want! Rock: WHOA, alright! Let's all unclench for a second.
Java: Cool. Love being bossed around in my own home. I'm out.
Rock wanted to play the piano. Dean wanted to successfully flirt. I figured they could all hang out for a bit.
♪ ...And you don't want to be here in the future So you say the present's just a pleasant interruption to the past... ♪
Dean: With you around, the present IS pleasant for once *elbows her aggressively* Ronette: (♡⩊♡) Java, Dean: Whooo! You go, bro! +𝟏 +𝟏 Kaylynn, Shaundi: Girl, NO. -𝟏 -𝟏
Unlike the guys, the girls had a relatively uneventful first two weeks.
- Mmm, delicious. - Pass me a napkin, please.
- AAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! - How on earth did you manage to set AVOCADO TOAST on fire?
Shaundi quickly found work as a celebrity trainer (lookin' good there in her favourite green), while Ronette became a high school art teacher after only a couple of days as a museum receptionist.
Dean is still stuck in an entry-level caretaker position (I don't know how to increase the Biology and Surgery skills), Java found a semi-decent IT position but received a strike for low performance, and Rock remains hopelessly jobless.
Rock: There you are! Why'd you storm off like that? We were worried.
Java: Whoa… Rock: You alright, mate? Dean: James? You with us? Java: You guys look funny.
Rock: Bloody hell, look at the size of his pupils. Dean: He's hallucinating on something… and there’s dirt under the nails. James, have you been picking mushrooms?! Java: It said "Eat at your own risk", not "Do not eat." Rock: "…it?" Dean: Right. Up you get. We’re taking you home.
Java: …country rooooads… take me hoooome… Dean: C'mon, the bus is here. Oh! Hey, Mrs. Orozco, didn't see you there. How've you been? Java: Why is the hospital... on fire… burrp Rock: He's, uh… very tired. Long day at work. Heheh
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Rock: So! Since we're all suddenly housemates, I say we do proper introductions. I'm Roderick Thomas Medley. Rock to friends. Future music legend. Dean: That's quite a claim to live up to! Rock: Hahahh don’t worry, mate. I’ll try not to outshine everyone immediately. What do you do then?
Dean: I just graduated from med school. I was on my way to a conference in the capital, actually. But, y'know, man plans and the Watcher laughs.
Rock: Sorry, I didn’t catch your name earlier. Java: James. Software. Rock: That's it? Java: You can call me Java.
Kaylynn: If you guys are totally stranded, I did inherit my grandma's house here a few months ago. It's a little cluttered, but you could stay there until things get sorted out. Java: And I've got an apartment down by the factory. Keep in mind it's also, uh, cluttered.
Dean: Alright then, I suggest the girls stay with… wait, are you Kaylynn Farrow? Kaylynn: OH MY GOD, you read my blog? (•ᴗ•)♡ ︎ Dean: Your soup recipes are top notch! Anyway, I think it makes sense if the girls stay with you, and we go with him.
Rock: Oi, you, lanky bloke. You here for some cosplay convention? Cobalt: I am an exchange student. I am already provided with accommodation, thank you. It was nice meeting you. Rock: …suuure.
Station speaker announcement: All outbound rail services are suspended until further notice.
Shaundi: What?! No buses? No replacement routes? No rideshares? How come every road out of this town is highlighted in red! Dean: Welp, there goes my conference. Rock: WE'RE MAROONED!
