#jasonxmichael

Oh you bet your ass you can-

- Cat and Dog (but opposites attract, right?)

- Jason ADORES his boyfriend, and is constantly thinking about him. He's very touchy when it comes to love, which pairs well with poor touch-starved Michael.

- A Big Boy meets a BIGGER Boy, and they kiss a lot

- Jason gets his feelings hurt pretty easy; seeing him sad makes Michael lose it. Whoever's responsible better pray to whatever god that's listening that Michael doesn't find them.

- On the couch? Jason's in charge. Michael is in his lap and hugged close to his body, as close as two people could get. Holding Michael's hand, blushing when the big bad killer gets flustered and looks away. Oh yes, Jason's the boss when it comes to cuddling. But in the bedroom...

- Jason melts under Michael's touch. Michael knows he can be rough with his larger partner, and he takes full advantage of that. It's how he repays everything Jason has given to him. Let Jason teach Michael love, and Michael will teach Jason lust.

- Michael feels so empty when there's no one to hunt. Jason understands that feeling and helps him fill the void with tasks around the camp, mostly gardening and chopping wood. Jason swoons when Michael lifts that axe, his precision unmatched, he'd be lying if he said it didn't excite him a little...the sound of steel on wood, his labored grunts as he lifted the axe, the sunlight catching drops of sweat on his face and neck, it drove Jason mad.

- One of the things Jason tries to teach him is how innocent nature was. It wasn't that dog's fault that he was treated so poorly, it was a humans hands that caused his suffering. Jason would get very upset if Michael continued to murder animals that they didn't intend to eat. Michael would try to understand, but if Jason couldn't stir some sense of empathy inside him he would at least try to act better. For Jason's sake.

- God help anyone who trespasses on their lakefront. (let's be honest, Jason would never leave camp crystal lake, Michael would have to move in, lol)

Jason holding the fighting victim out towards Michael easily and is like 'Here babe you get the killing stab.'

And Michael will think that's the most romantic shit ever before killing the poor SOB.