#jaskier parenting

Ciri: Okay

Jaskier: They like being creepy and sticking dirt in their mouths and itching things publicly that they never should. And they can be very difficult with their emotions, just look at Geralt. You don't want to fall in love with that, would you?

Ciri: Cool with me

Jaskier: You're taking this disturbingly well

Ciri: I don't like boys that much

Ciri: Triss is very, very pretty though. I think I'm going to ask her to pick flowers with me

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Yennefer: How did scaring Ciri off dating go?

Yennefer, with the scariest smile: Hello. Hope you've been treating my daughter well

Geralt, scowling: Hmmm

Jaskier: Nonono, he has to go

Jaskier, kicking him out: Do not make friends with young men, Ciri, they are disgusting

Ciri: But you were once-

Yennefer: Just like magic is a transfer of energy, we give ourselves back to the earth and the air

Triss: Some people believe that they go to a wonderful place in the sky with all their family and friends

Geralt: Nowhere. Or hell

Jaskier:

Jaskier: Shut the fuck up, you all are nearly goddamn immortal

Jaskier: Let someone who actually faces death tell you the truth: Life is short and it is dangerous. We pray that we go somewhere because otherwise it feels like we all just writhe and flail and do our best for absolutely no good reason. And we never know if our random fucking theories are correct. Only the dead know that. So why worry about where we go when there are so many beautiful things where we are and that's what deserves our attention?

Jaskier: So fuck you guys, I'm going to make muffins

Ciri: ...Can I also make muffins?