Mar 16, 2017
I dreamt that they called her Mara John Padalecki and I literally forced myself awake at 2:32am to make sure it wasn't real life
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I dreamt that they called her Mara John Padalecki and I literally forced myself awake at 2:32am to make sure it wasn't real life
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Aye yi yiii. I could really go without a jet-lagged Jared Leto losing his marbles and moaning over Paris Jackson, his good greatest amazing incredible 19-yr-old pal joining his IG live chat but resisting the βtemptationβ to chat with her then, yanno, to honor her privacy. Like. Please. No.
Also? Can we talk about this MONOLITH tour plan? Jared plans to call a friend of his every night on Instagram Live or FaceTime to live βchatβ with them in front of the audience from the stage and project it on a screen in the shape of a monolith - every night? Who is this fun for?
Shall we rename this the Starfucker Tour?
Caroline: If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it
Jared: Time to fuck a blender.
Caroline: Wait no.
Evan: I like trees.
Jeremy: I don't.
Evan: Oh...
Jared: *Whispers* Bitch, I will smite you.
YOU GET A COMB OVER! YOU GET A COMB OVER! YOU GET A COMB OVER!
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Here you go: www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=LSXpSa6dXYY, or you can search jared's train story on youtube β ( α γβ )οΌΏ
oh my god i am gOING TO SCREAM (i faced a lot of secondhand embarrassment watching that video omg) but oh my god jared is the biggest dorkiest dORK ON THE PLANET HOLY SHIT ONLY HE WOULD STOP THE ENTIRE TRAIN SYSTEM I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE HIM