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SO, that homestuck pilot...

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ARCHIVE ENTRY: ANOMALIES IN THE DIGITAL SPHERE 🗄️

Recent monitoring of the @sillyscribblesss stream has yielded significant data regarding the behavior of the inhabitants within the digital enclosure. The following observations have been filed under "Surreal Manifestations."

Observation: Intellectual Distraction – The entity known as Caine was documented engaging with external literature (specifically, yaoi) while ignoring the surrounding environment.

Observation: Nutritional Anomalies – The local diet has been corrupted, with subjects consuming Japples, Pomni Burgers, and Jax Bananas in clear defiance of standard code constraints.

Observation: Hierarchical Disruptions – Interactions involving subjects crowned in authority while holding corrupted fruit suggest a breakdown in traditional social structures.

The Archive continues to observe. The corruption is spreading, and the digital logic is failing.

If you are a fellow tumblr user who has been fascinated by the Jemes and would like to go try and make your own but don’t know how… Well here is how! After reading through this you too will be able to jeme correctly.

1) if the first letter of the word is a consonant then replace the first letter of the word with “j” (ex. “Table” becomes “Jable” and “cat” would be “jat”)

2) if the word starts with a phonic sound such as “ph” or “wh” etc. then replace the whole phonic sound with “j” (ex. “Chair” would be turned into “jair” and “shirt” would be turned into “jirt”

3) if the word starts with a vowel then simply add “j” to the beginning of the word. (Ex. “Oven” would be “joven” and “Apple” would be “Japple”