#janley

I think Jacob learned how to play chess, and really well too, when he was younger

Meanwhile Stan didn't even know how to play until Jacob taught him one time, they were both really high and bored

And of course Jacob beats Stan the first couple of times and he like "Oh sorry love," and doesn't brag or anything

But he's secretly smug about it and Stan knows this, he's aware of his asshole of a boyfriend

Jokes

But Stan is a lot smarter than people give him credit for, so he picks it up pretty quickly

They find themselves playing again, and Stan realizes he can actually win this match

And so Stan does

And then Jacob just sits there and stares at him, like wtf, you just learned how to play

Jacob never wins again

And he is the biggest sore loser

Stan usually has to cuddle and kiss on him after to stop him from being salty

-Stanley joins a roller derby team, because idk, it seemed fun

-This team isn't good by any means, but that's okay, they're not in it to win it, it's just fun

-All is going great till they face off against this team from a preppy school

-And at the center of this team is none other than Jacob Thrombey

-Now Jacob's dad hates that he plays this sport, but Jacob is naturally good at it and he enjoys pushing people down so for once he ignores his dad

-Stan can't stand him at all, let's just say that, but he does love trying to get under Jacob's skin

-So when they're competing, and him and Jacob locks eyes on the rink, Stan winks at him

-And Jacob

-Jacob falls on his ass

-Because the pretty boy just winked at him but that was just to throw him off his game

-So Jacob tries to do the same thing, he winks back the next time they lock eyes

-This does not go to plan as Stan just laughs and then gains speed

-So now Jacob is just plain humilated

-Jacob's team still wins, but he's still salty

-So he goes to confront Stan after the game, and Stan is like

-You literally still won?? Why are you upset??

-But the frown line in Jacob's eyebrows is cute, and he tells him that

-Jacob immediately stops being jerk and is very confused

-"What did you just say?"

-"I said you're cute."

-"....Yeah well...shut up."

-He then proceeds to write his number on Stan's arm, because, well, Stan's cute too

-And he's a decent skater