Are you still accepting applicants for the Spice Wrack roller derby team? Saffronihilation/Saffronslaught; Allspice, Not Anise; Barberry Anne; Cumin For Ya; Chicory Dickory Deck; Major Ram Marjoram; Sassafracas; Minterference/The Mintruder; Lavenderanged... thanks for coming to my TED talk. <:3c
holy fuck these are so good!?? Thank you for contributing; it makes me feel so uplifted to know that there’s an audience for roller derby spice puns. 10/10, great TED talk, would attend again.














