#janiz

One day in space, Korvo is looking at the sky’s. He then notice Terry upset over leaving Earth as he looks down sadly. Korvo puts a comforting hand on Terry’s shoulder as the two husbands smile at each other and kiss.

Terry: Korvy, do you know where we’re going?

Korvo: Of course. It’s okay, darling.

Jesse: I sure am gonna miss Earth but at least we’ll get a new home

Yumyulack: Yeah. But it felt like we didn’t belong there.

Jesse: I know Yummybear… but hopefully we’ll find a place where we belong…

Yumyulack hugs Jesse. The Pupa approaches them..

Pupa: Sibling hug!

AISHA: Yo, Korv. You wanna tell me why we’re doing this again?

Korvo: Because, Earth hasn’t been a very safe home for us in awhile and plus, the humans hated us there. Guys, I’m sorry we had to leave but I promise, our new home is gonna be better than ever.

Terry: You mean it?

Korvo: Of course my love.

Terry: Aw Korvy!

The two husbands then kiss while moaning. Then, a beeping comes up

Yumyulack: What’s going on?!

Terry: gasp I think we found a new planet?

Korvo: YES!

Korvo then got on the lever and prepares to land on the new planet. The family then looks in shock and gasp. It was… SHLORP?! Korvo gasps.

Terry: Is that…?

Jesse: Shorp?

Yumyulack: It looks different.

Pupa: Ooooh

Korvo remembers when the last Shlorp blew up and starts breathing in and out.

Terry: Hey hey! hugs Korvo with a cooldown Sweetie! It’s okay… it’s okay… I’m here…

Korvo: Shlorp blew up! H-How is this possible?!

Terry: I don’t know…. But you better hold on because I think we’re about crash!

Korvo: Shit! Everybody-

The ship has crash landed on the planet. As the family got up and moan, Terry looks around the ship as he panics for Korvo.

Terry: Korvo! Korvo! Where are you?!

Korvo: offscreen I’m right here!

Korvo, with a ruined robe, appears as he walks towards Terry.

Terry: Oh honey! Thank God! kisses Korvo Oh no! Your robe!

Korvo: Oh. I don’t care. I’m just happy you and the kids are okay. kisses Terry again

Yumyulack then holds an unconscious Jesse as she moans. Korvo, Terry and Pupa gasp and rushes over there immediately.

Terry: Oh no. Jesse. Sweetie are you alright?

Jesse: waking up God? Is that you?

Yumyulack : Uh? No.

Jesse: Aw geez.

Korvo then scans the place, but it couldn’t figure out where they are now.

Korvo: Huh? Scanner isn’t picking up any readings. But, I’m sure we’ll find out where are once we…

Suddenly, in a shining light, he sees a Purple female Shlorpian that almost looks like him as she approaches the family. Korvo then began to recognize her.

Korvo: Janiz?

Janiz: I knew you'd come here!

Korvo: with tears in his eyes Janiz!

Korvo embraces Janiz as he starts crying tears of joy.

Korvo: You don’t how many times I wish you come back, sis.

Janiz: laughs I miss you.

The two siblings continue to hug.

Terry: Sis? Korvo, that Shlorpian is your sister? What’s going on here?

Janiz: You’re on New Shlorp!

All: What?!

Terry: We are?!

Janiz: Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as the name sounds.

A Shlorpian gets his head ripped off in the background.

Janiz: Or how it looks.

The Solars looks horrified and Yumyulack covers Jesse’s eyes.

Solar Opposites: Yeesh.

Yumyulack: Jeez.

Terry: No way. It’s nice to meet you, I am Korvo’s husband Terry.

Janiz: Nice to meet you too. Good to see someone swept you off your feet, Korvo. I thought you never believed in love.

Korvo: I did. Until, Terry came and change my life! He was the best thing that has ever happened to me and he eventually won me over!

Terry: I sure did, babe.

The two husbands then kiss while moaning while the kids look away in disgust. Janiz laughs.

Yumyulack: Uh, hi Aunt Janiz…

Janiz: Korvo, is this your sproutling?

Korvo: Why yes. This is Yumyulack, my son and your nephew.

Janiz: Oh my god! hugs Yumyulack tightly It’s so nice to meet you!

Yumyulack: straining by the tight hug Can’t… breathe!

Janiz: Oh giggles Sorry

Jesse then surprises Janiz by hugging her.

Janiz: Oh, who is the cute green Replicant?

Terry: Oh, she’s mine.

Janiz: Oh really?

Korvo: Oh that’s my step-daughter Jesse.

Janiz: Well, nice to meet you little lady.

Jesse: Yay! I never had an aunt before!

Janiz: And I never had a niece before!

Terry: So, Janiz, how’d this planet start existing?

Janiz: Oh why some team’s Pupa already tereformed and it created a new paradise, that looks like planet Earth but different

Terry: Wait, it does?

Korvo: This is amazing…

Jesse: Auntie Janiz! Can you please show us around?!

Janiz: Of course.

[Janiz]

Well, theres brand new colored candles and the lichen makes rocks glow

You'll find some amathyst if you look inside a geode

The buds grow in to clusters then you get shards when their mined

[Screaming goats Korvo freezes in horror]

These are just a few of all the things there are to find

Like jump across some dripleaves make your paths {around these}(?)

Spend too much time in powdered snow [Screaming goat, Korvo screams] will make you freeze

You can mine raw copper, smelt some ingots into blocks

A lightning rod and thunderstorms will stop you getting shocked

Copper oxidizes but to stop it make it waxed

Craft your raw ore into raw blocks if you got too make stacks

[Goat]

[Screaming goat]

You can find axolotls in the water underground

Put them in your bucket you can carry them around

There's glowsquid way down here, they fill their caves with light

Make the signs use their ink, make your glowframes super bright

There's dripstone blocks and deepslate versions of the ores

There's so many things here to expore and there's so much more

[Screaming goat, Korvo hugs Terry as he whimpers]

After the song ends, Terry comforts Korvo who is still terrified by the goat.

Terry: Shh… it’s okay baby… I’m here… Shhhh…

Korvo: That goat is a bloody menace!

Janiz: Yeeaaah… sorry about that. We never had goats before.

Korvo is still shaken.

Janiz: Shh… it’s okay Lil bro… I’m here…

Korvo smiles. Then, he tearfully embraces Janiz as she smiles. Terry smiles but then looks sad.

Terry: Korv, how come you never told us about your sister? It’s okay if you didn’t feel like telling us this whole time…

Korvo sighs sadly and looks at Janiz.

Korvo: It’s because… I thought Janiz didn’t make it…

Terry gasps.

Terry: Oh Korvo…

Korvo: It’s true… I thought she didn’t make… because she didn’t have an assign escape partner…

Janiz nods sadly. Jesse starts crying.

Jesse: crying Oh God… that is so sad… how did you make it Janiz…

Janiz: I landed on some dinosaur planet. The dinosaurs there may be dangerous but they’re friendly once you get used to them.

Terry: Really?

Janiz laughs. Janiz then notices Korvo’s ruined robe.

Janiz: Oh dear. Your robe is ruined. Don’t worry, we have the perfect fashionista around the corner

Korvo: I’d honestly like that.

The group arrives at a boutique entitled “Kara’s Fits”.

Janiz: Come on you are gonna like her

Jesse: What is Kara like?

Janiz: Well she’s a bit stuck up but she’s a good person. Trust me!

The the gang sees Kara, and to their shock, she looks exactly like Terry!

Terry: Holy. Fuck.

Jesse: Who is she and why does she look like Terry?

Janiz: This is my friend Kara.

Terry: She looks nice

Kara: Janiz, why did you bring more weirdos into my boutique?

Janiz: Kara! Be nice, this my brother Korvo and his family

Kara: Wait. I thought you said your brother died or something.

Janiz: Well I was wrong! He’s alive and made a wonderful family

Korvo: Hello there Kara.

Kara: Wait. You’re brother’s gay?

Korvo shifts uncomfortably

Korvo: Oh, I’m Bi. Actually, Terry here is my husband

Terry: Hi!

Kara notices Korvo’s outfit

Kara: Uh, why does Terry look like me?

Kara: Oh babygirl, that is not a good look for you!

Janiz: I have no idea

Korvo: Yeah I know. I could use a new robe.

Kara: Come with me then.

Then, the two try to find a perfect robe for Korvo. First, they try out a fluffy robe.

Kara: No. Too puffy

Korvo: This is too pink for my liking.

Then, they try out a steampunk robe.

Kara: No. Too steam-punky

Kara then sees a robe that is offscreen.

Kara: gasps This one is perfect!

Korvo: It is?

Kara: Mm-hmm… I think those robe may work

Meanwhile with the others.

Terry: I wonder what’s taken them so long

Janiz: I don’t know.

Kara then comes out.

Kara: People, behold the new look for Korvo

Korvo then comes out with a new robe while making a fashionista stance. Jesse faints.

Terry: Damn, honey. You look handsome AF.

Korvo blushes.

Korvo: D’aw I love it when you say that, darling. kiss Terry on the lips

Yumyulack gags.

Jesse: Eew! That’s disgusting!

Pupa: Eeew!

Korvo giggles.

Janiz: Want me to show you to your new home? You guys do need a place to live.

Korvo: We’d love that.

Then, Janiz takes the Solars to their home while they grow amazed by the site of this new planet.

Terry: This place is beautiful…

Korvo: I agree

Yumyulack: It looks amazing

Pupa: Pretty

Jesse: I think this is gonna be a great fresh new start for us

Terry looks at Korvo and admires his new look.

Terry: You really never look beautiful than ever in that new outfit of yours

Korvo smiles and blushes

Korvo: Thank you honey, now are you sure you can ease into living on New Shlorp? I know how much you miss Earth and I don’t wanna pressure you

Terry: With you by my side, I think I’ll be fine.

Korvo: Aaw. smiles

Terry surprises Korvo with a kiss. Korvo smiles and moans as the scene pans up to the sky.

The next day… Terry and Korvo looks at the sunrise and smiles.

Korvo: It’s all so magical…

Terry: It sure is. You and the kids ready for this?

Korvo chuckles.

Korvo: I am sure am… as long as we’re together… nothing can keep us down

Korvo and Terry then kiss. Then the family heads out to New Shlorp to explore as their new lives are about to began.

JANIZ release their new single ‘We All Fall Down’

The Chemnitz band JANIZ deals with a sensitive and personal topic in their new single. With ‘We All Fall Down’ the emo-pop-punk band also announce their new EP Candy Coloured Rain, out June 17.

'We All Fall Down' gives a deep insight into the mental health of a young woman trapped in a toxic relationship. We see firsthand how she gets deeper and deeper into an impasse and is torn by the decision of which evil to choose. End the relationship with someone for whom she still has very strong feelings, or to be drawn deeper into the madness that surrounds this person all-encompassing.

It is an emotionally touching and stirring pop punk anthem with an emo touch that leaves no one cold with lyrics that tell the very personal story of one of the band members.