#janinsanity

Drinks all of the coffee

Piran, probably. He shouldn’t since he crashes so badly afterwards, but some war table meetings just need that extra boost. Dorian probably has a special type of tea he drinks, so he doesn’t really mind.

Brings up adopting a pet

Piran. Dorian doesn’t want something shedding everywhere and making a mess of the furniture. Piran, on the other hand, would probably end up accepting any animals that Cole brings to him. He is weak Dorian forgive him.

Kills the bugs

Either. Although there is a small period after Adamant where Piran has some trouble killing spiders and Dorian takes over.

Cooks the meals

Piran, since he has more determination. Dorian is very content to watch and steal tastes during the process, though, so it works out.

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

Both of them, at first. They are eager to celebrate their first holidays together and spend a lot of lazy days drinking and eating. After a while, Piran may put up decorations a day earlier than he should.

Initiates the couple selfies

Probably Dorian. Especially when he gets a new camera that is ‘professional’ and he insists on using it often.

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

Neither of them. They stay on top of that stuff.

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Piran, most likely. He develops a serious sweet tooth after all the Orlesian cakes he consumed and usually buys anything with sugar in the top three ingredients. 

Nicknames the other