#janary

Luminary: Alright, now where is the economy!?

Jade: The- the what?

Luminary: The economy! Everyone says it needs to be improved, so I need to find out where it is.

Hendrick: We’re doomed.

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Rab: Alright laddie, now remember what I told you about dealing with nobles.

Luminary: Smile, nod, and fake it till you make it.

Jade: And if someone asks your opinion on something, respond with the most vague and inane answer you can.

Luminary: Baffle them with my bullshit, got it.

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Zelda: The most important rule of ruling is...

Luminary: ...never assume i know what I’m doing because I’m doing it wrong?

Jade: You know, it’s the weirdest thing, we’ve never had to deal with hecklers.

Luminary: Yeah. I mean, not even toxic fangirls. It’s weird, isn’t it guys?

Erik, quietly hiding a body behind a rock: Yup. Weird.

Sylvando, garroting a toxic fan: Very odd darlings.

Hendrick, throttling another: Verily.

Link: Fine. How’re you DBZ version of me?

Luminary: Ha, ha Link. I’m fine

Link: Sure thing Trunks.

Luminary: Look... I had... uh... something to ask you.

Link: Eh?

Luminary: Well... Jade and I... we’ve been together for a while.

Link: Uh huh.

Luminary: And, well, I was wondering, if, well, you and Samus had any, uh, tips for us, in the uh... you know, bedroom?

*there is an awkward silence as Link looks at Luminary like he’s grown a second head. Nervously, he continues.*

Luminary: I mean, is just seems like we have similar tastes in women, and I was, well, wondering if... you know... you had any...

*Link quickly puts two and two together*

Link: Yes, Luminary, Samus and I do partake in “pegging”. We could offer you and Jade some tips if you’d like.

Luminary, practically crying in relief: You’re the best friend ever!

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i’m calling out the universe for being hella problematic today.

 1. like 4 people called out today so work was weirdly empty but busy but not crowded and it just felt off all day and i hated it. 

2. according to my coworker, mercury is in retrograde which is fucking communication and technology up which is annoying as hell when u work at an apple story and def need those things to work. 

3. my eyeliner smeared before i even got to work and i didn’t even touch my eye .

4. wrenches are being thrown in to my get a new car plan like every which way.

5. there were like 3 different dogs in my store today and i didn’t get to pet any of them.