#james hyde

James: People in JNCO jeans look like a bunch of bums.

Jackie: We don't call them bums, Jamie. We call them less fortunate.

James: Dad's mom was a bum.

Jackie: Okay, fine. She was a bum, because she was a terrible person. *With a sigh* She would've used JNCO jeans to steal a bunch of stuff she didn't need, and she probably would've hid a gun in there.

Hyde: Knock off JNCO jeans, and she would've pistol whipped me a couple times.

James is taken aback, but Jackie continues.

Jackie: Your dad was less fortunate, not a bum, because he's a good guy. But now he's more fortunate...

Hyde: I got some luck on my side, and when you've got a rich dad, the more you sleep, the more you earn.

James: Mom worked hard, even after she lost everything. And now we're rich.

Jackie: And famous, Steven.

Hyde: Uncle Cliff worked hard. Three jobs. He had nothing.

Jackie: You have to be charismatic.

Hyde: Bull. The system's rigged.

James: I'm gonna take advantage of that.

Jackie and Hyde stare at him, alarmed.

James: What? For good. No one likes being price gauged at a Bulls game.

James walks off, satisfied, and Jackie and Hyde look at each other.

Profile #005:

Name: James Hyde 'Jamie' Birthday: 1st November 1982 'Scorpio' Description: Jamie looks up to his father a lot. He's recently gotten his dad’s el camino (still in great condition) for his sixteenth birthday and to him the only music good enough is old time rock n’ roll. Just like his father, he’s incredibly protective of both his sister and his mother.

Jaimie likes to pretend that he doesn’t really care about his looks, but he’s a pretty boy and spends at least 15 minutes everyday on his curls and has a simple but meticulous skin regiment no one knows about. Jaimie also likes playing the guitar and vandalizing streets with neo-graffiti. Though he’s not paranoid like his father, he too is a bit of a rebel and likes to, every now and then, ‘fuck the system’ by engaging in petty theft even though his family is pretty well off.

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