Let's make one thing clear ya'll the Fuckass Bridge in Fort Pinta only got changed after YEARS of disrepair because some bumbling drunk fool got too close to the edge during pride and fell and Mayor Peanut got charged with manslaughter by negligence. He took the fall while James rebuild the Fuckass Bridge so it wouldn't happen again and is currently doing time in his prision stable (a prible, if you will)
A snapshot of him in prible, for the ones who are skeptical about it:



















