#jallen

updated ref for the sillies

Hi!! I'm back. It's been so long.. its kind of weird to be posting again. Anyways,

What a cute ship. AKWVWISVSLWUWV

Okay so...

Uhm, for the sake of this post their ship name is gonna be 'Jallen', any protests? No? That's what I thought, lol.

JALLEN HEADCANNONS

1. Funny enough nobody was surprised when they tried to go public with their relationship. Everyone just assumed that they were dating, with Hal's being flirty and Barry's absolute no chill.

2. They almost never fight. It's bizarre. Sometimes Barry scolds Hal for being insensitive but honestly Hal is an absolute angel for Barry. The closest thing they had to a disagreement was when Hal complained about Barry forgetting their Month and 1/2 Anniversary.

3. They are dubbed 2 Halves of a Whole Idiot, though Barry is sort of a genius and Hal is a tactical mastermind.

4. Villains refuse to fight them when they are together, JALLEN is just too sickeningly sweet.

Catwoman: Just cuff me.

Green Lantern (♂️) and the Flash, in perfect synch: But we just started??

Catwoman: Cuff me.

5. They have their own couple school Instagram page, where people can submit their cute moments and (oddly enough) pictures. Nobody knows who started it, but signs point to Babs.

(Don't worry, she only accepts pictures of them in a public school setting and made really clear to certain die hard fans that they will perish if they cross the lines.)

6. Whenever one of Hal's exes come around they somehow find themselves talking with Barry about Hal. Whether it's gushing, complaining, pining, or plotting revenge-- somehow they always leave as friends.

7. Whenever people ask them about the other they either get;

Shy- As if they are still just flirting and not an established couple of literal years. (Usually Barry.)

Proud - As if that was something they could brag about. (Usually Hal).

8. Hal's family adores Barry. Barry's family is still a little wary but incredibly supportive.

9. Their alter egos have very smutty fanfiction and fan art. Hal and Barry take great fun I'm reading it, it can be inspiring. Though Barry draws the line at smutty fan art, no matter how flattering.

milly: lelouch, shirley, and kallen: who would you fuck, marry, and kill?

suzaku: lelouch

milly: ...is that your fuck, marry, or kill?

SPOILER- So Joelle is the mole. Can you spell C-O-P   O-U-T ?

First the team has a mole and no one does anything about it for a season and a half. They allow this mole to do as they please. There is no way a trained agent thought the chubby guy was in charge of thus all. What was his motive?

Second, Joelle? Really? She was a woman Callen dated for  blip in time and he dumped her because he didn’t love her. If you really wanted to make this an impact Mole they would still be dating. To use her is a cop out. You essentially did a storyline that wasted everyones time and did nothing.

The mole being Michelle would have made more sense. I would have hated Nate being the mole but he would have made more sense. NELL. Nell would have been great. She is the newest “agent” and easily could have been snuck in. Eric I would get but Joelle? JOELLE? Really?

I am all kinds of pissed at the wasting of my time. This mole storyline was stupid. It was lame and a big time cop out. I can’t believe more people aren’t as pissed as I am that the show went this way.

I liked Joelle. She was just a teacher. A normal woman. Wouldn’t it have been nice to see Callen just finally get a break but how does a woman he dumped months ago because “ she wasn’t the right woman for him” become the mole and it make a damn difference?