#jackscnm

with easy, long strides, theo jogged toward the edge of the trail, his soaking, just-showered hair unkempt. not ten feet away, he’d pitched the decently-sized tent that he had brought along with him to camp. inside, he’d left his laptop, countless snacks, a few blankets, and a few pillows. he and jackson hadn’t spent any real time together so far that summer, so theo took it upon himself to prepare a little surprise for their bro time. tonight was special, set apart for the purposes of bonding, gossiping, eating, and crying over the notebook. he was so enthusiastic to see his best bro that he’d jogged from the camp showers, clad in only gray sweatpants because he’d forgotten to snag a shirt, and didn’t care one bit. eagerly unzipping the tent, he slipped inside and grabbed his phone. 

theo [ ✔︎ sent at 10:05pm ] : come to the edge of the main trail! i have a surprise for u ;)

     ‘ jackson pollock. or one of the jackson five. or australian fashion designer linda jackson. basically, anyone but that one irrelevant asshole jackson myre. ’

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

amy → jackson: god, you are making me tired for running through your mind all dayamy → jackson: reverse pick up line, that is a thing nowamy → jackson: if you read this when you are sober and don't chuckle you are not a mvpamy → jackson: anyway... are you telling me where you are or is this going to be some type of hide and seek??

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

“if we’re snowed in, let’s organize an orgy for our floor. a snow floor orgy. a snoflorgy.”

“if we’re snowed in, that’s your priority? jesus fucking christ. if i’m ever stuck with you during a snowstorm, you’re getting knifed before anything can happen.”

⚡️= if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

“i would love to have telepathy just so i can see who is trustworthy and who isn’t. either that or invisibility. i could get away with even more shady shit if i could be invisible.”

🙊= what are you ashamed of?

“nothing. my choices are my choices. why do something that you’d be ashamed of in the first place?”

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

“you look really good with a mustache. you don’t look like a pedophile at all.”

“oh come on, i don’t look that bad. i guess you’ve never heard of fashion. fine, though, i’ll shave it off. you’re crushing my dreams, jackson.”

🌟= what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

“i’m very loyal, i’ll say that. i also sort of like my sense of humor and maybe my dedication to natural science? maybe my smile too.”

🐬= if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

“haha, you’re all expecting me to say a frog, aren’t you? well, you’re wrong. i’d transform into a phoenix because they’re the absolute coolest. something about having fiery, giant wings really just floats my boat. 

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

MEME DAY // ACCEPTING !

the canterbury tales : if someone is hypocritical, do you point it out ?

“ if it was directly at someone i’m very close with, i would approach the idea in a reasonable way. i’m usually the type of person to take a situation & give it a positive spin. which takes a minute, because i play the whole thing out in my head. every conversation ends in like a ‘scene !’ with me. ”

of mice & men : would you kill your closest friend to save them from a worse fate ?

“ if i knew all the fine details & such, yes. if i knew there was a way to relieve them in a more, alive afterwards way then i would try anything. give my all & such, it’s apart of my nature. ”

[ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk

[ SENT AT 10:05 PM ] : jackson myre, stop it ![ FAILED TO SEND AT 10:10 PM ] : i sleep better knowing you’re here. dreams & you beside me, that counts as you /in it/ right ?!

[ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you.

[ SENT AT 11:18 PM ] : what’s there to think over ?[ SENT AT 11:20 PM ] : i’m still not entirely sure what you still mean, but we can meet in person ? if you don’t mind the ribbons in my hair

“Have you studied his naked body or something?”

the tell-tale heart: is there anything you feel guilty about right now? what?

already answered !!

the princess bride: what’s your best feature?

“ gotta be honest here -- my ass. i worked hard for it, i’m proud of it, and it’s definitely the greatest thing i’ve got going for me. at this point, it’s me and my ass against the world. ”

[ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you.

[ ✔︎ sent at 8:34pm ] : i would ask why but i dont even need to know

[ ✔︎ sent at 8:34pm ] : at this point i know i need to be punched lmao

[ ✔︎ sent at 8:34pm ] : i’ll be in the cabin

“ what could go wrong? …oh, shit, i’m on fire. ”