Written for A Midsummer Carat’s Dream collab by @studiosvt
Pairing: SlightlyCriminal!Soonyoung x FBestFriend!Reader
Genre: Idiots to lovers, Hoshi is mildly involved in some criminal activities, both reader and Hoshi are #clueless, crack, fluff, mild angst, smut
Summary: Kwon Soonyoung has been in love with you since he could remember. He believed in soulmates simply because of you. Now, as an adult whose career choice is certainly less than legal, he’s made it his life’s mission to provide you with every possible convenience just to say he loves you. You, on the other hand, are completely clueless to both his feelings and his job. What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: 18+ MINORS GO AWAY, criminal activities, some drinking, mentions of drugs, Hoshi is #downbad, literal crack fic I’m not sorry, eventual smut
(Smut warnings below the cut)
Smut Warnings: Sex but sloppy style, whining Hoshi, he’s so vocal I can’t, so much cum, sweaty sex, multiple positions, multiple orgasms, fingering, oral sex (f. and m. receiving), sloppy kisses, body worship (come on we love a man who knows his place), just whatever nasty smut my brain can think of bc I’ll probably come back later and edit the tags since this is just a promo
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!!!! you used the tag!!!! -excited flailing- also bless for posting the clip after i saw / reblogged your photo set i went to prime to rewatch that episode for his bits and GOD. I, too, love it when he plays pathetic men. it was honestly so long since I saw that series but when the dog started what was it, licking? sniffing? IT HIT ME AND I WAS LIKE "OH GOD!!!! TIMOTHY!!!"
adore him.
HAHAHA YES!! i saw it floating around on here and was like, “ok this is fucking hilarious” (plus saw your tag on the reblog LOL)
AND THE LICKING SCENE WAS SOOO AWKWARD BUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. he did so good in that role, esp since he had his iconic mustache
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Written for A Midsummer Carat’s Dream collab by @studiosvt
Pairing: SlightlyCriminal!Soonyoung x FBestFriend!Reader
Summary: Kwon Soonyoung has been in love with you since he could remember. He believed in soulmates simply because of you. Now, as an adult whose career choice is certainly less than legal, he’s made it his life’s mission to provide you with every possible convenience just to say he loves you. You, on the other hand, are completely clueless to both his feelings and his job. What could possibly go wrong?
Genre: Idiots to lovers, Hoshi is mildly involved in some criminal activities, both reader and Hoshi are #clueless, crack, fluff, mild angst, smut
Rating: 18+ for mature content, mild drug mentions, alcohol, and hanky panky under the influence of said alcohol. PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE A MINOR OR ARE TRIGGERED BY SUCH CONTENT. Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked within an inch of their life. Just because you can read 18+ content on Wattpad doesn't mean you can read it here. Shoo.
Warnings: 18+ MINORS GO AWAY, criminal activities, some drinking, mentions of drugs, Hoshi is #downbad, literal crack fic I’m not sorry, eventual smut
AN: Hey hey hello! Since I'm moving soon I decided that I'd be nice and post the teaser a day earlier than planned just to give myself some time to mentally prepare to whip out 10k words in less than two weeks to make the deadline for this collab. I'm a master of procrastination. The teaser is short but hopefully it gives you a small sip from the jug I'm preparing. Love y'all!
Hoshi knew what being heartsick was like. He knew everything there was to know about being in love, at least, that’s what he told himself. He had stood at your side as you dated selfish prick after selfish prick, telling himself that you knew what you wanted, and what you wanted wasn’t him. He had lied when you went to parties together, saying you weren’t his girlfriend, watching as men grinned and left to prey on you now that he was out of the way. He had held your hair back as you were sick from drinking too much, held you in his arms as you cried over every heartbreak.Â
If there was one thing that Hoshi knew, it was that he was heartsick for you. Every particle in his body yearned to be with yours, and it killed a little piece of him to see you struggle.Â
So as any sensible boy who was in love would do, he joined a gang. Sure, it was illegal. Sure, it occasionally got him into trouble. But in his mind, it was worth it if it meant he could provide for you. Like a real boyfriend would.Â
“Soonie… where did you get this from?” You ask as he hands you a small silver strawberry charm you swore you saw at the grocery store last week. You had always loved strawberries, and when he saw you admiring it the other week, he knew he had to get it for you.Â
“I found it outside at the park,” Hoshi lies easily. “They must’ve dropped it or it fell off an earring. Here, let me help you attach it to your necklace.”
“Soonie, you didn’t!” You squeal in excitement as your best friend hands you a bouquet of irises, your favorite flower. He grins and leans over to kiss the top of your head.Â
“Only for my Berry,” He says softly, a fond smile on his lips. “Happy birthday.” His ribs ache from the side gig he did for one of his new “friends”, but the smile on your face made it all worth it. He’d do anything to keep you smiling like that.Â
“Hey Soonie. I’m just calling to say hello and ask how you’re doing. It’s been a while and you’re not picking up your phone. Is everything okay? I miss you. Holidays aren’t the same without you. Come back soon, okay? I’ll talk to you later. Goodbye.”Â
Hoshi’s heart aches as he listens to your voicemail, the clamor of the black market nearly drowning out the sadness of your voice. Then he turns off his phone and shoves it into his pocket, shaking away the guilt that builds up in the pit of his stomach.Â
Written for A Midsummer Carat’s Dream collab by @studiosvt
Pairing: SlightlyCriminal!Soonyoung x FBestFriend!Reader
Summary: Kwon Soonyoung has been in love with you since he could remember. He believed in soulmates simply because of you. Now, as an adult whose career choice is certainly less than legal, he’s made it his life’s mission to provide you with every possible convenience just to say he loves you. You, on the other hand, are completely clueless to both his feelings and his job. What could possibly go wrong?
Genre: Idiots to lovers, Hoshi is mildly involved in some criminal activities, both reader and Hoshi are #clueless, crack, fluff, mild angst, smut
Rating: 18+ for mature content, mild drug mentions, alcohol, and hanky panky under the influence of said alcohol. PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE A MINOR OR ARE TRIGGERED BY SUCH CONTENT. Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked within an inch of their life. Just because you can read 18+ content on Wattpad doesn't mean you can read it here. Shoo.
Warnings: 18+ MINORS GO AWAY, criminal activities, some drinking, mentions of drugs, Hoshi is #downbad, literal crack fic I’m not sorry, eventual smut
AN: Hey everybody! Here is a semi-official masterlist with some very hesitant release dates. Keep in mind that I do slow updates, and I'm also a full-time student. I will update when I have the time. This month will be hectic for me since I'm moving and starting the next semester, so I'll try to adhere to my deadlines.
