#jack thaddeus

Why i never mature?...

JACK: !

CLYDE: !

BEEL: Yet, as a devil myself, I can do this… I shall be hiding in the shelter in the basement until this event blows over. To you two, good luck in the earth’s lava core.

JACK: Well, Clyde, we have only two options; die by Chris’s hand, or suicide. How do you want to die?

CLYDE: Not from his hands or power ever! I vote for suicide down the 72-story elevator shaft.

JACK: Right; we are unanimous then. Shall we go out holding hands?

CLYDE: Why not? We both are d***ed anyway. For torturing Chris emotionally and mentally, we were not doing our homo kind any favors; we worsened Chris’ view of our kind.

CLYDE: Well, see you in hell, Jack.

Beel has some sort of teleportation powers, or perhaps can phase through the floor, and leaves Jack and Clyde to die alone. Apparently he can’t, or possibly he chooses not to, take Jack and Clyde with him wherever he’s going. Also, Chris apparently thinks Hell is in the core of the Earth, which is actually made of iron and nickel, not lava or magma.

Jack and Clyde acknowledge their time has come and that they have two options - stay where they are and let the building come down on top of them, letting Chris kill them, or jump down the elevator shaft, the one Sonichu and Rosechu rode up in Sonichu 8, and die on their own terms. Clyde tells his lover (by the way this is literally the first time anyone has suggested these two are in a sexual and romantic relationship) that he doesn’t want their mortal enemy Chris to be the person to kill him, so he decides better to die than be killed and Jack agrees, they promise to go out holding hands. Clyde reiterates, for the third time, that they’re “d***ed” (damned, but I prefer the Audiobooks going with “dicked”) for pestering Chris, and the two jump, escaping Chris’s grasp at the cost of their lives. This is unintentionally the most romantic moment in Sonichu.