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Put your URL in this generator: https://replicate.com/lambdal/text-to-pokemon

and show me your Pokemon! Here's "alienjack":

OMG SO MANY okay okay i got this - from this list

4. what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

my brother and i have this ANCIENT one from a time we were REALLY small children, and we were playing pretend, and i have no memory of the actual context other than me holding up my hand, pinching air, and asking maniacally, "what about... your CAR KEYS?!" and to this day, i still mumble "CAR KEYS!?" in that voice to myself when i'm looking for my keys, and if we're going somewhere together, he makes the joke too when he whips out his car keys, and it fucking sends us both in stitches every time to this day. i think for me it's because he could've... not played along with it? why would he have had imaginary car keys?? who knows but i had them then!! and it was dramatic!!!! and i'm giggling to myself as a write this out because goddamn does this joke still kill me

14. what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

oh jeez uhhhh. i don't know if i have any good answers for this one? like with the "share a secret" one... i suppose one of my bigger fears is confrontation. i'd love to some day be able to go off on someone about shit they do, or be honest with someone instead of just ghosting. that sounds so lame but sldjfklsjdkfj yeah sure, cutting someone off completely and soundly and not just ghosting them, lol

24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

answered here! x

34. any pet peeves?

when people don't let me finish talking - that's a big one. i know i speak slowly and i ramble and stuff but god is it frustrating when i'm trying to respond to someone or tell a story and they interject and then just completely blow over whatever it was i was trying to say. when people start talking to me when i've got headphones on / am clearly listening to something else (old roommate would frequently do this while i was watching videos and i got kinda bitchy about it after a while, oops) having to repeat the same information over and over to someone uhhh i think those are the bigger ones??

40. any bad habits?

OKAY SO I WENT THRU MY ASK GAMES TO FIND WHERE THIS ONE IS FROM bc this was asked on [checks notes] april 18.... oops

so it's most likely from this ask game for colors

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

i literally just WRITE poems about my dear friends slkdfjldjsf but the orange poem. u know the one. also this one is very much how i feel about getting to see distance friends for the first time in a long time:

rose: favourite scent on a person?

mmmm this is such a good question bc i'm v bad at scent/taste identifiers. i'd say overall i'm usually a fan of more musky/ocean-y scents over floral when it comes to other people? i have no idea what sandalwood is as a scent (my brain does not retain those associations) but it seems accurate to my preferences. actually my ultimate ideal scent of anything ever was bath & body work's old "freshwater" scent but it's DISCONTINUED so i SUFFER. (they have suggested Canyon to me as the replacement scent. it's also good.)

BUT THEN ALSO i found this ANCIENT flowers ask game and my brain substituted "purple" for "violet" when i was hunting for the source so

ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?

though i love a great many people, i am not one who frequently or easily falls into love (aka [throws confetti] aromantic) and though i have experienced the sensation before, there are none at the moment!

VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?

gaH! okAY okaY! fjfkldasj

23. how do you feel about chilly weather? LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I’m a sweater and cardigan and boots gay. I’ve insisted on wearing my big red sweater through the summer even though i’m dying because of the choking heat. In general I prefer chilly weather to hot/warm, 80 F is too much for me, I’m kinda like a specific heat avoidant exorcist from a popular game that way.

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart? Off the top of my head

Mr Brightside by The Killers

Last of the Real Ones by FoB

If I Had You by Adam Lambert

Hercules by Sara Bareilles

[grits teeth] Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab

43. what’s your take on spicy foods? Regrettably I am white. So I stick mostly with mild stuff but I am known to enjoy a jalapeno on occasion.

12. name of your favorite playlist?

darling i have so many goddamn playlists, wym my favorite!!!

the playlists i've had on repeat lately have been "brainworms" and "cheesin'" but some of my other favorite playlists are gods and vampires; monsters and kings, i'm why your bed's half empty, LoV as Kesha Songs Because I Can, nostalgia for a feeling, not a time; people, not places., poison/oxygen;love/suicide, and seeing power rangers but in space! always makes me giggle (rip voltron)

also, in honor of my chemical romance releasing a nEW FUCKING SONG: my mcr playlist: OH FUCK OH SHIT

55. favorite fairy tale?

not a fairy tale but icarus is my most beloved of mythology <3

for real fairy tales, the goose girl has always been my soft spot!!

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

oh man oh boy i am SO FULL OF FUN FACTS. here's an incorrect fact that came up the other day though: blood is blue in your veins but red when it touches oxygen. where did we, as children, pick that up??? it doesn't seem to be just a regional thing. i know tons of kids that picked that up from somewhere growing up. where did we learn that???? why did we all learn it???????

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

...i didn't know there was a. difference?? isn't it just regional terminology??? i grew up saying lightning bugs, though.