#itzbu

Oh my god opening tumblr to this, it’s like I’m a Minecraft player in hunger games tournament opening a chest with diamonds or a sword in it.

She’s getting fucked by four guys!! maybe after law was defeated and yk flame was friends will swight again and like all of them in the main server and they were hanging out in flames base and got drunk and wemmbu showed up to pinch flames cheeks and hangout with him and is like??? dude why are all of u here wtfff LMAOO

And then they start flirting and she gets passed around !! all of them are so strong and they each leave bruises or Hickie's and start arguing between each other and competing on who can make the biggest one, as well as who can fuck her the best or make her squirt first, just getting passed around and not having to do anything at all and letting them do whatever they want to her, just having a good time fr lol. flame is lowkey just watching on the side, doesn't want to argue or fight them but is going to enjoy the show regardless.

wemmbu enjoys it alotttt. can't think of much to add i think she had her hands on their cocks and one in her mouth and one in her cunt :3, got the best fuck of her life definitely and all of them hit her up and are like u wanna go on a date? has all of them desperate for another night.

He’s smitten by her too but he knows he should greet his guests first, not before kissing Wemmbu breathless until a string of saliva is connected between them ofc

Mane internally crashing out when Wemmbu acts completely neutral around him besides asking him where he went before focusing on another subject and worst, looks like she’s about to jump Itz every 10 seconds before sneaking up to sit on his lap and playing with his hair

They literally have to excuse themselves 15 minutes later for Itz to move him and her in another room to pull down her underwear and finger her till she cried while kissing away the teardrops and promising her that they’ll have their fun soon, making sure to reassure how amazing she is like he isn’t scrambling her mind with his thick long fingers, hes SUCH a good bf bro

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LITERALLY flame goes to mane and is like yo itz trained me in mace (even though he actually like barely used it and the fact he considers himself Trained in thees weapons when he spends like 1-2 hours using it at most and is therefore an expert?? I think he should say he’s like being trained to use it and he’ll become a master at these as he uses it more???idk) u want to meet up and mane is like JSKDEKDKKD ITZ?? want to meet him?? hell ya bro let’s meet him.

So, flame messages him (do messages no longer work in uu?? I haven’t seen it be used in a long time 😭😭😭confused.) and asks if yo can I bring my brother with me to the hangout, he’s cool and is rlly good at the spear. And itz goes yes! It’s be nice to meet my trainees brother, and I have wemmbu at my house right now so it’s fine I have a guest.

Flame goes??? and shows mane the message (I hc they have like kinda communicator phones? that u can show message to other people instead of only that person being able to see messages, idk realistic Minecraft stuff y’all) and mane goes WEMMBU? wemmbu is hanging out with itz?? and flame goes yeah I introduced them they are both mace users yk? And they seemed to get along great. Mane goes yeah so great they are hanging OUT, ALONE, TOGETHER, NO ONE ELSE THERE, hinting at them possibly flirting or worse!!! Fucking!!!

Flame goes oh shit and they both rush over. Stand at the door and knock on it, acting like they were sprinting for their life to get there.

Itz open the door with wemmbu clinging onto him, (the top of her head is around his shoulders, he’s like stupidly tall.) she’s curled into him with her tits squishing against his side and her arms wrapped around his arm. He smiles and greets them and says wemmbu has been staying the night here a lot recently, I didn’t know u wanted to come over today! (Do you think he realizes what he implies or not? Yes, he does :), he’s like older and experienced he’s gonna imply but he’s not going to be crude and say any explicit things about the women he’s into/taking on dates.)

She hasn’t slept with anyone since mane in this au id say, so she hasn’t slept with anyone for like maybe a year. depending on the timeline I can’t remember how long it’s been 😭just it’s been forever since mane trained (fucked her) her. Girly got fucked so good she’s addicted to his cock <3 her succubus is already in love with him, he’s sooo good at rocking her world and then running her a bath and making her favorite foods.

He’s SOOO smitten with her, he thinks she’s had a lot of weird experiences and is impressed with a lot of she survived things. I changed it to them walking in on them to itz welcoming them in so different lol, but maybe he takes a bit to answer the door bec wemmbus fake whining that they are coming over bec she wanted to spend the day with him (despite them spending the past like month constantly with each other) he recognizes she’s fake whining and doesn’t rlly mean it, but he still indulges her by kissing her and absolutely dominating the kiss and leaving her breathless. He pulls back and there’s a line of saliva connecting the two as she struggles to catch her breath. Tells her that they got to open the door now.

They welcome the bfbs in, they settle on a couch (ignoring that mc has no couches REALISTICAL MINECRAFT!!) and itz and the bfbs start talking while wemmbus settles next to itz and curls heavily into him, his arm goes around her shoulders, and she reaches up and holds his hand. Her head is laid on his shoulder as she listens to them talk. Her hand is running a finger up and down his arm as she simply stares at him with a ‘fuck me’ look in her eyes.

She kinda of just listens to them talk and occasionally will ask or say something, she asks where manes been the past year and when he says yk just hidden, outside the main server (whatever he said it like??) she goes oh that’s cool and then goes back to playing with itz finger, and looking at him like she wants to get on her knees.

Itz goes I got to take care of something really quick and gets up, he turns and grabs wemmbus hand to pull her along with him as he strides to his room. The bfbs watch them go and immediately think she’s going to get eat out or fingered or fucked while they are literally in the same house and two rooms away.

It’s drags her into his bedroom (one day their bedroom!!!) and closes his door and immediately presses her against it, kissing her as he runs his hands up and down her body. His hands go to unbutton her pants and immediately put two fingers in her. Wemmbu lets out a gasp that gets eaten by his mouth leaning in to kiss her again.

He fingers her u till she cries and comes a few times :) tells her later I’ll make u squirt, okay? once they leave, I’ll fuck you, rambles on and on about how gorgeous and amazing she is and he’s so glad she wants to be with him. And then her takes his fingers out and layers her gently in bed and gets a water to put on the side for her to drink once she wakes up from her nap (he’s such a good bffff AHHHHH) and goes back to the ling room.

Mane and flame just have to live with them having exceptional hearing and having heard the entire thing. Itz goes casually wemmbus decided to take a nap, so she’ll probably won’t be awake before u leave and just casually continues the hangout?? Bro is so smooth.

Let Wemmbu be a slut right in front of Flame after all he put her through, she doesn’t even notice the effects she has on him. her sports bra and long baggy pants combo is the first time Flame sees her succubus womb tattoo in full view

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I’m gonna completely misinterpret and mischaracterize itz for sure but it’s for my girl wemmbu so Idc, if we see him more then I’ll prob adjust how I write him to closer to how he seems to be but he’s basically my doll rn okay this isn’t canon I’m a wemmbu glazer

OH MY GODDDD FOR SUREEE idk how it would end up like this? maybe flame become and him became like friend’s and then he introduced itz to wemmbu and said wemmbus was like a good mace wielder? (Bro actually learned how to have good emotional control and like grew as a person idk if that’s fully canon yet or if canon flame isn’t there yet? idk) and wemmbu is like holy shit ITZ? And ahh I’m self taught I wouldn’t compare myself to like one of the best pvpers and mace wielder in Minecraft hahah all nervous (she doesn’t want itz to get mad at her for claiming to be a mace fighter when she was never formally taught??)

And he’s like nah I wanna see!! and she like shows him how she’s taught herself to do things bec she never rlly had anyone ACTUALLY show her how she was supposed to do it and her way works right? and he’s like that rlly impressive that u worked out how to do all this and without knowing all the technical words or “technically right way to do things”.

And she’s like oh my goddd??? Thank u yeah I tried rlly hard to get good while knowing basically nothing so thank u for noticing?? And appreciating all the effort I put into learning the mace?

And flame is kinda like wild eyed “ain’t no way I introduce itz to wemmbu and she’s BLUSHING and stuttering taking to him, chat am I cooked did I just see itz basically rizz up wemmbu in like two sentences”

And then he asks if she’d like to learn all the technical stuff and like ways to make ur macing more effect and she’s like omg yess?? And internally is like “no has ever asked or WANTED to teach me I had to beg and do favors for someone to help me or teach me these things.”

He’s a rlly good mentor!!! he’s not taking advantage of her or the power dynamic he’s legitimately teaching her and it truely is innocent touches when he adjusts her stance or the way she flys down to deal more damage (idk mace PvP I’m a bad mc pvper I build houses and scream at mobs <\\3).

And the fact he’s so genuine?? makes wemmbu even more wet bec this guy isn’t teaching me to get some huge favor over me or using him teaching her to sleep with her. HES genuinely just teaching her and wants her to get better. Girly is half in love alrwady (UR STANDARDS ARE SO LOW U MEET THE FIRST GENUINE NICE GUY AND DROP TO UR KNEES GIRLLLL STAND UP)

Why do I like to head-cannon all the rlly good pvpers to be tall kind of bulky giant guys.

Anyways yes!! big hands wrapping around her oh my godddd.

She’s so flirting with him and he’s getting all flustered trying to keep being serious and help her get better. Doesn’t want to take advantage of her but she’s flirting sooo hard, goes from wearing like big comfy clothes to sports bra and loose sweat pants to show off her womb tattoo.

Itz then proceeds to actually ask her out on a date and shes like “ ? You don’t want to just sleep with me? that’s way less effort and u don’t need to romance me or anything for me to fuck u “and he’s like “ ?? no I WANT to romance u? I want to take u out to dinner and hold hands and get to know u” and she’s like oh I’d love that! iv just never rlly had someone want to do that with me sorry. And they go out to an actual dinner and go on dates while they train and he still doesn’t take advantage of her in training, training STAYS training, no fucking during it he wants to teach and help her.

They don’t get intimate untill like a 2 months in to itz asking her to be his gf, like he genuinely wants to know her and for her to know he very much likes her as a person first and not for her body. (They do still fuck nasty tho, itz is a PvP god) (ik nothing about him Im saying random shit, I’m just a random college student idk <\\3)

Itz is the strongest person she’s ever met he’s able to effortlessly pick up and fuck her, her weight is no problem.

Oaky cuck flame is back in business, he’s still training with itz and while he IS still learning he’s seething and so jealous seeing Wemmbu be so into itz while treating flame as “JUST” a friend. She’s not being mean or cruel, she’s just not giving him the special treatment she was giving him before.

And seeing Itz actually romance and take wemmbu on dates and seeing how star-stuck and delighted wemmbu is by the bare minimum is making him want to strangle his past self, he knows fully well by now that he definitely fumbled wemmbu and treated her like crap and someone expected her to put up with that while also expecting her to still be into him when HES the one who left her in a pit. Bro knows he’ll regret that for the rest of his life, but it also taught him to never be that self centered and shitty to people again.

Ty for the ask I’m so into Wemmbu x Itz rn

(pretend they’re on good terms) he introduces her to swight and the dude nearly immediately starts to flirt with her, listen i know jack about swight but i do know gojo is seen as hella fit so swight is too. next morning wemmbu is walking weird and he KNOWS but he cant say anything bc thats his mentor

he knows mane used to fuck her. hes getting intense flashbacks whenever they interact, and i know for a fact mane likes to not so subtlety remind him - hes losing his mind

then he introduces her to itz and hes being respectful so flame breaths a sigh of relief, only for wemmbu to be practically hanging off itzs arm at every word

i honestly dont know who the cart mentor is going to be but i hope this happens again

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LITERALLY I wanna see flame cucked by all of his mentors‼️‼️‼️‼️It'd be so fucking funny fr.

Yes!!! She gets introduced to swight and he’s instantly locked in and flirting with her.

Flame goes “🕴not again wtf let’s hope she doesn’t sleep with him” bro!! U just made it come true by thinking that <//3. GOJOS HOT AS HELLLL!!!! And I’m thinking he’s muscles vs sukuna gojo!!

The day after flame notices her leave swights room and see her walking awkwardly and instantly knows and can’t say anything!!! he’s not dating wemmbu (not even close to anything romantic anymore) and swights one of the strongest and his mentor!!! (satoru Gojo is the strongest LMAO) and also, they just became friends again he can’t say that swights not allowed to sleep with wemmbu?! 😭😭

Flame is very aware that mane has slept with wemmbu before, mane rubbed it in his face and also would invite him over when they were fucking so he’d walk in and overhear wemmbu moan. 😒

FLAMES LOSING HIS MIND!!! he gets trained by swight and swight instantly flirts and sleeps with wemmbu the second she meets him??? He trains with mane and mane reminds him that he slept with wemmbu before, I swear to God if itz sleeps with wemmbu then that’ll be all his mentors wtf. AND EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT With HER FIRST!!! she never flirts first so he can’t just say they took her up on the offer, they are actively flirting first.

AND THEN??? WEMMBU MEETS ITZ AND WHILE he clearly checks her out and is into her, he’s very reserved, which flame is thankful for until he sees the look on her face as she stares at itz, she’s SOOO into him and her eyes are so full of lust and desire and she’s biting her lip while looking at him.

He didn’t even consider her flirting first??? bec every time it’s been someone else flirting with her first before she starts flirting back oh my goddd bro flame is cooked he didn’t even think she’d be so into itz she’d be so forward and flirtyyyyy

Literally am so excited to see who the cart mentor is and can’t wait to maybe cuck flame again.

Wemmbu needs an older gentleman that treats her right and can still ravage her into the sheets

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OH MY GODDDDD YESSS OLDER ITZ WIETH SALT AND PEPPER HAIR?? with a 5 o clock shadow?? literally the best idea, he’s wayyy more mature and outgrown the foolish mind games of being a handsome young man messing around with women (cough cough flame and mane).

Wemmbu definitely needs an older gentleman who knows sooo many different ways to pleasure a women that will romance her and not treat her like shit. He doesn’t have time for being emotionally unavailable or playing “hard to get” like mane or flame was or how they made HER chase them and always wait on their approval of when they wanted to do something. He wants her and he’ll go for it by romancing her and taking her out and being genuinely interested in her and her life and opinions and the things she’s been through. OH MY GODDDDDD ur mind ily so much

Itz being oblivious of his subtle favoritism towards Wemmbu would be funny like he's still nice to Flame and treats him well but the amount of times Itz would stop mid lecture on how Flame isn't getting enough swing for each mace to look up and call out if Wemmbu's getting bored or if she's hungry, makes sure to take care of all his student's rival needs.. while she is very much snooping around his place

Flame yells at her too to get down and to stop distracting Itz which makes her pop up from one of the windows to yell back at him and pops back into the house

Itzbu observing Flame macing and Flame is doing his internal monologue thing about getting stronger and becoming in tune with each weapon he wields and immediately gets interrupted by Itzbu gossiping in the corner on what he needs to improve upon (Itz) and making fun of him because they can definitely hear him talking to himself right now and what is bro even yapping about go mace already (Wemmbu)

Even Flame notices that Itz is usually the one to move closer towards Wemmbu to go discuss his training or other trivial matter Flame tries to ignore while he's practicing by himself instead of working on brandishing his mace or other house work activities he needs to do that he used to do to occupy himself when Flame was solo practicing nearby. That he's stopped doing recently to linger around Wemmbu whenever she comes to visit, to visit Flame ofc, her rival, the person shes supposed to be scoping around so she can try to beat him, ofc she isnt here for his mentor theyve only just been acquainted, they dont have the long history like she does with Flame.

They dont even noticed he stopped swinging despite how loud maces are, too busy leaning their heads closer to one another to whisper and giggle at something the other said, they're standing so close to each other they might as well be pressed against the other. Flame's grip on the mace handle tightens as time past without neither of the two moving away and for some reason, seeing them so close together makes Flame want to mace at the area between them, just so they could be further apart for his peace of mind

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itzbu my beloved <3

yes hes so oblivious of his favoritism!! it's not like he doesn't pay attention to flame or treat him will!! it's just as soon as wemmbu comes around he switches so quickly and is attentive to her, he has no clue how much he pays attention to her when she's over. yes he's like to do this more effectively u need to swing more/put more force when the mace gets to here and then he turns and is like OH! wemmbu you hungry? do you need me to make you something before I go back to training flame? bro does not care that she's very blatantly going through his things and his chests. just internally itz is like if she take's anything then she probably needed it and she's coming to ME specifically for things!! <3. (bro get up.)

Flame is like wemmbu u greedy thing stop distracting itz, and she pops out the window and going " FLAM I NEED THISSSSS" yk how they were in the finale when wemmbu took flame's exp I think?

itz watching flame and seeing where he needs to improve and flame internally is like "I'm going on a journey to master all combat styles, this on being the mace, blah blah blah". and wemmbu shows up and is hanging off itz and going BROOOOO focus on actually training we can all see ur having an internal dialogue go back to macing!!!!!!!! go back to using a cheat!!!!!!! (flame calling the mace a cheat).

yes!!! itz kind of just doing mindless tasks or chores while he waits for flame to get back from solo training because he doesn't know what else to occupy himself doing. but that changing when wemmbu shows up!! because he finds her so interesting and pretty and she showed up to tease flame at first but then started showing up when he was solo training and when he was training with itz because she wants to keep itz company and she finds him so cool and is into him, also because he admitted once he felt lonely and wemmbu KNOWS how that feels and she wants to make him happy and less lonely.

Flame is trying to convince himself she's only showing up for him and she is!!! like 40 percent of the time, the other 60 percent is to yap and talk to itz <3 she cares for flame but no longer romantically and now it's more like rival friendship to her, while flame during like his training and the law arc came to terms with his feelings and no longer wanting to be solely a solo player so he's just accepted and realized his feelings as Her's faded away and is completely gone by the time his feelings for her are fully accepted. :( sorry flame u lost ur chance in this au, u have her in like most other worlds though so.

itzbu are too focused on each other and wemmbu leaning close to him and her tail curling around his leg and flirting to pay attention to flame fully stopping and watching them and realizing in real time he's lost his chance and that wemmbu and itz are falling in love. bro has to go i promised to hang out with my friend for a bit I'll be back in like a week to train more!!! to itz and then he goes to lomedy and eat ice cream and feel heartbroken before he can fully accept it and start to heal and move past it, because he still wants to be at least friends with wemmbu!!! he doesn't want to just lose her, regardless of feelings or anything both wemmbu and flame just get each other!!! so much!!! and enjoy their rivalry !! and he values itz!! itz didn't do anything wrong to flame and he doesn't want to take out his heartbreak on itz when he's trained and helped flame as much as he has!! he just has to heal and move and then can be fully good friends with them both.

wow i fully wrote emotionally mature flame right now, feel like more mature than in canon lol but flame is fully moving past this solo player title means the most to me kind of personality!!!! so excited to see how it goes!!.

sometimes she crashes flames training to annoy him and sees itz and instead of being like,, cool calm and collected shes trying really hard not to fangirl over itz

itz def buys her pretty dresses just because she wants them and not because he wants to see her in them. she wears lots of flowy sun dresses when shes around him because she feels safe enough not to be in her fighting gear, and itz feels good because he knows he can keep her safe and that she feels safe enough around him that shes not kitted up for a fight

im a firm believer in short buff wemmbu (5'6'' and jacked as shit) and itz notices she buff and invites her to work out with him, and shes like,,, okay ig he wants to sleep with me (training with mane flash backs) but he just genuinely wants to work out with her because he likes her company

purple anon

They are dressed so casual together!! itz since he retires hasn’t needed to be in full armour every single second of the day, and wemmbu since she joined him in the retirement has for the first time in her life not needed to be fully geared and stocked for fights. Itz is in super comfy casual clothes, pants and comfy shirt to garden or enjoy life in peace. Wemmbu for the first time cancsinply wear pretty dressed or jewelry and not worry about it getting ripped or the possibility of getting caught off guard in no armour and killed, she’s with itz and barely anyone knows where they are and they are enjoying life together <3

I’d say in the beginning yes!! she’s a rage baiter fr, loves teasing flame so much, she’d definitely crash his training and be like didn’t u say using a mace was cheating!!! u cheater!! Blah blah blah!!! And then see itz watching them and seeing her tease him and getting so embarrassed and shy bec she think itz is so cool and has a lil crush on him. (This is the very beginning!! before she sees him show interest and then start flirting this is lil second meeting and she just wanted to tease flame.) she’s trying to hard not to fan girl and ruin her nonchalant persona (girl no one thinks your nonchalant give it up <//3)

He does!! He notices her looking at them longingly and at some pretty impractical shirts or dressed or jewelry that she thinks are so pretty, but doesn’t think she’d wear because they’ll most likely break easily in a fight or give the enemy something to latch onto or use it to yank her. He tells her that she doesn’t have to worry so much about that when he’s around considering how powerful and strong he is, he may not really use that title or WANT to use it, but if he can make sure the women he’s falling in love with feel safe and happy? Of course he’ll use that title. He buys her cute sun dressed and she feels so pretty and cute, and he tells her she looks happy in it. She’s amazed at how he’s telling her she looked happy and not sexy or something about how her body looks in it. She feels so calm? and gentle around him? He doesn’t see her as her body (I play up how sexy she is a lot for other ships but I feel like this ship is truly the retirement and in comfy clothes constantly ship lol). She feels safe around him that she can wear pretty clothes that aren’t practical for fighting, she can put on dresses and not worry about getting ambushed and worrying about if she’ll be able to fight in it.

Ita feels very good knowing wemmbu feels so safe and happy around him that she’s dressing in comfy clothes and not worrying about constantly being geared or try to constantly looking presentable/gorgeous for who ever she’s in a situationship/thing with. He truly doesn’t care whether she’s dressed incredibly sexy or is in hoodie and sweats. She loves it.

I love that headcannon!! short buff wemmbu my beloved, itz definitely notices how buff she is and figures we can work out together!! :) but wemmbu from her past experiences is like oh :/ is this just an excuse to be condescending or try and fuck me? but no it’s literally working out??? Wierd as hell for Wemmbu, first time a guy actually MEANT it when he said they should work out together.

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YEAHHHHHHH (ik like nothing about him he’s so fanon, all ik is sealbu saying he’s similar to wemmbu in that he was super powerful however he wanted to retire)

Bro knows how to appreciate a women and not insult how people developed their play style. You can say wemmbus nothing or that she’s weak, but how she fights and does pvp works!!! it’s worked and let her survive and at the end of the day her survival and being alive is her goal!! wemmbus made it work for her.

I think he’d be impressed by how unconventional her pvp style is bec she was basically forced into making it work, if it didn’t work she’d be dead!!

And wemmbus blushing and all shy? Like dang this rllly rlly good pvper is saying he’s impressed by how I fight? omg? all the other people I see as strong pvpers have called all the stuff I do cheats or say she’s nothing without them but this guy, whos one of the best in the world doesn’t care at all? she’d be so embarrassed by how happy she is at her efforts being appreciated and her fights being looked at with awe. Maybe he has some actual technical tips that would improve the way she’s doing things and the names of the things she’s doing!! but I don’t think he’d be like yeah u gotta completely change how ur fighting ur cheating lol

(All this is fanon, no idea of his charevter)

Imagine him pulling wemmbu with his compliments and genuine interest in her + her PvP while flame watches his mentor in dismay as he effortlessly praises and gets with the women he fumbled. Imagine flame after this, going back to mane and being like “bro I think I’m cursed to watch countless people just pull/get with wemmbu in front of me.” And manes like “?! I thought it was just me cucking you?-“ (he’s proud of it, bro was intentionally showing off how HE was the one who fucked wemmbu and not flame while at his treehouse, u cannot tell me he would not straight up say yeah I’m cucking u to show u who’s actually with and fucking wemmbu. LMAO) “-who else has she got with?”

And flame goes itz and manes like ?? one of the best pvpers in the WORLD?? flirted with and is actively getting with wemmbu? what the fuck, bec if it was like anyone else mane could be like imma fuck with them and maybe kill them, but mane for once can’t intimidate or kill them. He can’t do shit. He wouldn’t stand a chance (I’m making itz out to be godly, idk maybe he’s like super powerful hybrid god like being.)

Bro is one of the best, understands wanting to retire. As well as instantly pulled wemmbu with his genuine interest as well as not being a mean asshole. Instantly cucked the bfbs.