#itsthefoal

Captain Johnson: Now, are your parents rich?

Sarah: My parents are dead.

What a little bitch this child is.

Look at those dead finger kids. Plotting dead finger tricks. What nasty little dead fingers they are.

The Pie has magically changed colors in his old age.

In all its glory, the Dead Finger.

George is such a Debbie Downer. “It’s a relief to get them back so quickly... and ALIVE.” She just ran away from school a couple of hours ago, you pessimistic fool.

Who the fuck is this lady?

PB&J is “intriguing” (read: wtf ew no i’m british)

Not a real dead finger?!?!

Yes it was a fucking real dead finger! And I don’t want any friends! Especially not British friends! Because British people aren’t even real and America is better.

Velvet: *facepalm*

John: Was it something I said? *tea*

SARAH WTF DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A HORSE IS YOU IGNORANT AMERICAN

I mostly want to know where she found a bridle... I thought Velvet doesn’t ride?

AYE THE KING BRYAN FORBES

I’m freaked out too Pie, I mean look at what she’s wearing.

Those boots doe

What do you mean I’m not going to make any more babies?

*jazz hands*

IT’S THE FOAL!!!!

omg, look at this lil cutie!

pony

nyoom, look at dat baby

dreamin’ ‘bout dead fingers

Real subtle, Miss USA

Very expensive. How expensive? A lot of money.

Fred helping her count ‘a lot of money’

First time she asks about horse. (TAKE NOTE)

Second time she asks about horse

wow such literature

hangin’ with da foal

omg this horse is such a cutie

THIRD TIME ASKING ABOUT HORSE

THE FOURTH TIME

‘a lot of money’

No. No idea what you’re talking about. I had no idea you wanted this horse.

bitch, y u throwin a whole lotta money in da ocean? go buy urself some fish n chips

the birds are upset about your poor investment strategy

THE FOAL

IT’S THE FOAL! IT’S THE FOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

do u hav food

bout to run dis bitch over

dayum he’s a nice horse

literally this whole movie is pretty horse, bad equitation, temper tantrum, win

snowy weather training ft. shitty leg

wearin’ an old feed sack nbd

this girl changes bits constantly and needs to shorten her stirrups

Why does an Olympic selector go to this tiny show to watch Sarah Brown bop around on a course with a very obvious lack of skill? He should have better things to do like select Olympic material.

Knees so cute

this chick is way over horsed and needs to learn how to release because that is one hella fine horse and can i have him

Mr. Dead Finger returns

oh. you.

literally no one cares Dead Finger Kid

wait... who is holding arizona

obsessed

oh no not the mini cooper (lookin’ at u coop)

the beatles lol

watchu starin’ at bitch

Mr. Dead Finger is so chivalrous. “Maybe you shouldn’t try to run her and her horse over with your car.”

“She’s a stuck up little cow.”

forever alone because all my friends are jerks and i don’t want to die and i need to finish my drink

this is coop gaydalecooper

tatum forgot leg day

nyoom

omw to steal yo gurl

irresponsible driving. open your eyes dumbass

wooha bitch

off roadin’ with friends

go tatum go

open the gate you FOOL

OH NO! THEY KNOW HOW TO OPEN GATES

coop on the way to my house

have i mentioned how much i like arizona

friendly game of tag

why in the world are you bailing now?

shit brah ft. random hand on back of car

airborne... be free

herbie fully loaded was intense

wait for it

boom boom

all my friends are dead because they were chasing you, but i really like you, so...

how thoughtful of the Dead Finger Kid (”i’ve stopped giving dead fingers”- he’s a keeper, that one)

the pain

why don’t you just go ahead and kiss me and get it over with (ultimate bitch mode)

stone cold bitch

u just kissed me but I don’t care because OLYMPICS

“it’s just me. bye bye.”

DAYUM i chose a bitch

olympic material

real talk british style

Captain Johnson, Sass Master PhD

are you done trashing america now

where the hell are you going with this

anthony hopkins being cute with arizona because he’s a softie and likes british horses, not ones from the colonies

HE’S GONNA TAKE US YIPPPEEEEEE

I’ll come up with the answer................. BAD ROMANCE NOVELS

tiny arena ft. anthony hopkins yelling

u want me to do wat

no time for anything else except standing leisurely by your horse and composing a letter to your adoptive parents out loud

bonding over pb&j

arizona is taking this like a champ

why would you put the horse with flying problems all by itself

is this even a thing

she can totally see you waving from the plane

they’re not racehorses, they’re eventers, you fucking idiot

you uneducated toads

why don’t they have a helmet on this horse

mind ur melon

lots of loud whinnying, no actual signs of distress

what kind of vet are you

WHO THE FUCK STILL EUTHANIZES A HORSE WITH A FUCKING GUN IN A PRESSURIZED AIRPLANE EUTHASOL HAD TO BE INVENTED BY THEN AND THIS IS SIMPLY INHUMANE AND FUCKING STUPID

THIS horse had head gear

“there’s a meat wagon on its way”

FUGGING SCOTT SAUNDERS

“On one particularly happy occasion, ridden OVER him.” ;)

NOT PG

does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe

he can hardly put any weight on it at all and it’s 100% weight bearing this vet is an idiot

i’m a selfish bitch and i’m worried arizona will be too

no sympathy

eavesdropping on sarah’s private conversations with her horse

you don’t say, i don’t mind at all that you won’t let me ride

roger is not a selfish bitch like you and that’s why i want him to ride