HEADCANON FOR EL OSO: HE'S ACTUALLY A PUBLISHED AND WELL-WRITTEN AUTHOR WHO IS QUITE POPULAR OVER IN THE STATES HIS PSEUDONYM IS "THE BEAR" OR SOMETHING AND HE'S GOTTEN A NOVEL OUT. HE DABBLES IN FANFICTION ON THE SIDE AND HAS AN ACTUAL FANBASE
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HEADCANON FOR EL OSO: HE'S ACTUALLY A PUBLISHED AND WELL-WRITTEN AUTHOR WHO IS QUITE POPULAR OVER IN THE STATES HIS PSEUDONYM IS "THE BEAR" OR SOMETHING AND HE'S GOTTEN A NOVEL OUT. HE DABBLES IN FANFICTION ON THE SIDE AND HAS AN ACTUAL FANBASE

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"I dunno mang. When El Oso flirt, he give pretty bear lady garbage cans and food.. "
"Bah, bear-man doesn’t understand how to charm vomen. You need style! Back in my prime, I could voo any voman vith my accent alone!"
((i forgot my el oso password but until i find it.. )) "Hey mang! Dis be El Osos turf mang! Dis place not be for old guys like /yooouuu/."
"What? You don’t own computer! I bought it in a garage sale!" The other retires clarify the situation for him. "Vhat, you want to fight me, bear-man? I can fight you! I fought Sar-tan-na and lived!"
"Is onna da Flock of Fury, mang!"
"Have chu come chu fight?”
puma loco marries sartana, and he has to go see the rivera family every weekend
((Django would absolutely HATE that! He might even try to resist by not leaving his room or sneaking out to Chipotle's or something but get in trouble in the long run. He and Tigre would probably try to kill each other through violent pranks during his stay))

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El Oso keeps talking to himself. "Is like a fairy tale come true, mang. First I shake down one guy for his glitter, den I see a pony wit a horn, now I see an eagle mang! Mang."
Carla blinked, not quite sure what to make of the situation.
He poked the griffon, just because he could. "Man, El Oso is seein' lotsa dese guys around here lately."
Carla tilted her head in confusion. What was he talking about? Was there more than one person in Miracle City who had gotten transformed into a griffon?
"Hey! Issa eagle, mang!"
Carla, who was in the form of a griffon, smirked a bit upon him recognizing her like this.