#itsandybiersack

Silence took over the vehicle on the short five minute ride over to the health clinics in the suburbs. With the appointment looming over both of their heads sleep hadn’t been an option. Not for her, anyway. It was a good thing Kesha slept over at his house the night before or else she wouldn’t have had the energy to get her ass over to the suburbs and make it on time. She was still trying to allow the idea of this to sink in between the both of them. None of this even felt real at that point and she was hoping that the appointment — and potentially seeing the alien, er...baby, on the screen — would change that; maybe even potentially break the tension and worry that was still looming between the two of them after the news broke. Turning her attention towards Andy once the car was parked outside the building, a nervous laugh escaped from the back of her throat. “I think we better ask for pictures when we go in there.” She unbuckled her seat belt, “...you know. To actually have some alien evidence.”

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY, ANDY!

I hope you know that if there was actually a way to bring a koala into the house, I would have done that for you — but this is the next best thing. You’re now officially the proud parent of the gorgeous Koala Fingal. Well, sorta. It’s a symbolic adoption certificate (not to mention these badass koala stickers) to show that you’re sponsoring this cute little guy every single month with a donation in your name. He was described as “quite energetic and it’s not unusual to see him actively exploring his enclosure at various times throughout the day. He is now a dad but he is still very much a child at heart himself.” I... I know, I’m finding the irony in the last part as much as you are right now, but. Before that came to light I thought I found your koala twin. He’s located at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary in Brisbane,

On top of that, I thought you might appreciate this Scratch Travel Journal for your adventures in the future. It’s a check-list, diary, travel planner and interactive map all in one. You can use it for when you go back on tour with the guys. In addition to that journal, I thought you might want something for your wall — maybe for that home studio you were talking about building — and came across this poster that you can hang up and scratch off all the places you’ve ever been. Again, you can use that for scratching off where you’ve been on tour, but I have a suggestion. You might want to scratch off Australia first because I got the both of us two round-trip airline tickets to Brisbane along with admission tickets at the sanctuary where you can see meet Fingal and hold him.

Things might be difficult with the timing issues after... everything that happened yesterday, but we can make this work. I know we can. I’m so, so, sorry that this wasn’t given to you on your actual birthday yesterday. I fucked everything up. I’m going to make that up to you, promise. I’m sorry, baby, and I love you. Remember that.

love,           kesha.

ANDY,

Merry Christmas! I’ve never been good at buying presents unless they were cat-related and/or sparkly so shopping for you to say the least was pretty difficult, but... I think you’re going to love what’s wrapped underneath the sparkly wrapping paper. There’s a little known fact about me liking to cross-stitch. Seriously. There’s nothing funnier to me than having funny and/or dirty statements on something that is supposed to proper and delicate. Since we’re both socially awkward and would rather stay inside most of the time, I thought you might appreciate this hand-made cross-stitch pattern that I spent time making for you.

You already have a ton of Bengals shit hanging out in your closet but what’s one more piece of clothing to add to your collection? I think the one I’m most excited to show you is this leather jacket with the batman logo on the front. Fucking badass, if I say so myself. It just screamed “ANDY!” with your love for leather jackets and batman combined. I just hope I got the right size and it’s not too big on you.

Last but not least, I was not about to forget that Koala with the leather jacket. They had a koala at build-a-bear and it was necessary of me to go through the torture of doing the whole scenario of bringing the stuffed animal to life — heart and all — all for the sake of you. If you squeeze the koala it has a voice box of my voice telling you that I love you. Because I do. 

You’ve only been in my life for a few short weeks but I wouldn’t have it any other way. People may say we rushed into something so soon after meeting but fuck the rest of the world. I’ve had butterflies in my stomach since the day that we met and knowing that you love someone from the time you first meet? That was what happened when I saw you, as crazy as that sounds, but it’s true. Merry Christmas, babe. I love you.