#itsamechanicalcap

problematic egg man is v inspirational!!

Sexuality Headcanon: I think we talked about this before, but I seriously love asexual Remus Lupin. Specifically biro ace Lupin who hates explaining to strangers that he isn’t some broken child and that a lack of sexual attraction is perfectly normal. And Remus Lupin who is capable of dating Sirius and Tonks ( and a few other lovers in between) because romantic attraction doesn’t mean shit for his lack of sexual interest. Remus who has probably turned away a lot of, ahem, special friends ( and trust me, he has many ) because they were obsessed with the idea of sex, and his heart is too big to let a romantic partner be miserable for his sake.

Gender Headcanon: He is absolutely Not Cis, and it probably took McGonagall (who is also Not Cis) to figure it out. He was probably just in McGonagall’s office, confessing that he’s been extremely “???” about his sexuality and gender as of late. She was the one who suggest asexuality to him and she was the one who suggested that he may also be agender, and that she too was trans. Little baby Lupin who admitted he didn’t feel comfortable with binary labels and that he just liked being “Remus.” Remus who probably started his “tweed and sweaters” look soon after because sweaters?? don’t have a gender?? Sweaters are comfy. Sweaters don’t pressure you about pronouns. ( Pronouns by the way are he/his, they/them and ze/zir )

A ship I have with said character: The only ship that matters is Wolfstar. It was my first Harry Potter ship and I’ll be on this boat forever.

A BROTP I have with said character: Remus and Harry is a pretty good BrOTP I have! ( It should also be said that I’m shipping trash and I ship it romantically too. )

A NOTP I have with said character: I don’t ship Remus with Tonks to be honest. I know a lot of the fandom does, but a lot of it reads as abusive to me. ( If you romantic partner doesn’t want to marry you and is pulling out hair from the stress??? )

A random headcanon: Remus Lupin is way tougher than he’s portrayed in fanfiction and fanart. He won’t bow over or blush at everything. I feel like he has OCD and it makes it hard for him reach out. ( You try making friends with intrusive thoughts about death. It’s hard af ) He’s certainly not shy though and he’s just as wild and foolish as the rest of them.

im sending this to grrm he needs to know who’s the Real Boss around here

i really don’t know why i still watch

free yourself!!!!! break your shackles!!!!!!! don’t wait dany she has a lot of shit in her hands as BARRY IS NOW DEAD

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SHIT SON I HATE ALL OF THIS HONEST 2 GOD

i can’t believe how far away from shit i am and STILL things just fly my way. things terrible enough to make me hate them even though i am so disconnected. like how they say “hate is a strong word”??? yes. yes it is. i hate got.

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wasnt that dany’s friend who got kicked out by cersei or something?? wasnt her her advisor???

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

Push off a cliff: Jaha, hopefully that will wake him up from his crazyness

Frick frack: Lincoln....i mean hellooo

Marry: Kane, i love him so much

Set on fire: myself, this show has ruined my life

Wrap a blanket around: clarke, bellamy, octavia, murphy, raven, abby,pretty much everyone at the moment

Oh man... They’re both pretty magnificent but I think I’m going to have to go for the owl hair. The amount of maintenance that must go into that hairstyle and the fact that Bokuto apparently actually WANTS that hairstyle just give it the edge for me :P

omg this is about the bokuhina comic am i right?! 

yeees to this. like bokuto would realise that hinata is little and light and unlike yaku (who kicks whoever tries to even attempt to mention his hight yet alone lets someone make a joke out of it) and kenma (who just mercilessly shuts bokuto down) hinata is so down for this (or rather up) (sry bad pun). meanwhile we have kuroo and lev singing ‘circle of life in the background’ and hinata is so excited. like he’d subconciously stay close to whereever bokuto is to get picked up. 

suga nearly has a heart attack. 

daichi wants to beat the shit out of bokuto for endangering his bby crow.

tanaka and noya celebrate bokuto and his idea.

noya tries to bully asahi into picking them up too.

asahi is too afraid to drop noya and tries to refuse.

tsukki is just 10000% done with bokuto and kuroo.

akaashi sighns (tru) and tries to ignore them. 

kenma doesn’t care as long as it’s not him. 

lev wants to pick up yaku and get’s kicked.

kageyama just yells at hinata to get back to practice (but is secretly jealous. he’s too big to be picked up. well, iwa-chan could probably manage but he’s so close yet so far away. kageyama is inwardly crying) (ok the last bit was proper crack but who cares)

haha omg pls don’t worry about it we all start somewhere also i’m not just gonna ignore someone even if they don’t make sense (You do btw). so i’ve got some hcs regarding bokuaka and you’ll get them now:

bokuto give the best massages. he’s got strong big hands and he’s surprisingly quiet while focused on working akaashi’s muscles into relaxation.   

akaashi doesn’t have any pets but even the bokuto’s grumpiest cat loves him and bokuto is just a little jealous

usually bokuto is the big spoon but whenever he’s feeling down or hits a low he wants to be hold by akaashi and they switch

bokuto, even though slightly bigger, loves to sit on akaashi’s lap. as long as he doesn’t move too much and akaashi can still read/watch tv he doesn’t mind

akaashi loves bokuto’s rediculous hair. especially after a shower when it’s down bc bokuto doesn’t feel comfortable around everyone like this but with akaashi he doesn’t mind. akaashi just enjoys running his hands through bokuto’s hair and bokuto can relax like this

a big turn on are bokuto’s strong thighs. whenever he sees them flex in his kneepads he has a hard time focussing on the match/training

the first time akaashi called bokuto ‘koutarou’, bokuto cried

the first time bokuto called akaashi ‘keiji’, akaashi became so red, bokuto was worried about him     

bokuto loves how he is to only one to see akaashi blush like this at all basically

once bokuto left for college he makes sure to visit fukurodani regularly to see his boyfriend and motivate the team