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Day 3:

I am not sure whether or not my meeting with Heimdall was successful...He told me that my father had come to the Bifrost portal on several occasions and asked if Heimdall watched the posteriors of beautiful women. 

Then he asked whether or not Heimdall could see the posterior of my fellow soldier, Natasha. 

Then, according to Heimdall, after a long silence, my father stuck his tongue out at Heimdall and walked away.

Day 4: 

Today we held a banquet in the great hall and my father was ten minutes late, after which he proceeded to lean upon his throne and roll his eyes whenever someone dared speak.

He called Fandral a "meat-brained knave" after Fandral had remarked upon the unusually high quality of the wine that evening

My father took a sip of wine, but then made a very strange face and then opened his mouth to let the wine fall back into his cup

I am very, very worried about my father. Is this a lingering effect of Malekith's evil? 

Day 5:

Whilst Fandral and Sif were at their sparring sessions earlier today, Sif told me later that my father had come up to her and said that she was 'particularly ravishing this morning' and that she could 'ravish any man she liked if she so chose' and that 'My son Loki and you would look very attractive with your bodies close together,' then, Sif said, my father winked at her...or perhaps she meant blinked. 

I do not know what it is when someone tries to wink but only has one eye.

But i am getting sidetracked

This lewd behaviour from my father is most alarming. 

Day 6:

Today, my father found particular pleasure in mocking my friend, Steve of Rogers. 

He painted the symbol of Steve's shield on the floor of the throne room, very sloppily, in paints of red, white, and blue hues.

He refuses to let anyone clean it up. He was twirling his fingers in his beard for a while and complaining about how old he looked.

The Allfather is thousands of years old, I am not sure what he was expecting. 

Day 7:

During breakfast today, my father seemed to find much amusement in eating a large basket of cherries, sucking loudly on the pits of the cherries, and then throwing the pits at Fandral and the eagles and crows resting on the windowsill.

He giggled for a long time when he hit one. 

He hit Fandral in the eye.

Day 8:

I am going back to Earth to get my father some help from whatever witchcraft or dark magic spell that must be affecting him

I do not know what is wrong and am much distraught.

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AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME LATER:

THOR 3:

LOKI FINDS ASGARD VERY VERY BORING