Bev: *knocks on door* what the hell is taking so long

Richie: um-uh I’m having my period!

eddie: *opens it*

I like you, do you like me?

ㅁyes

ㅁdefinitely

ㅁabsolutely

-trashmouth

Eddie: *doesnt think it’s for him and passes it to the girl behind him*

richie:

Eddie; the one shotter

[Eddie writes all that fluff shit, from cuddles while watching The Notebook To innocent tickling. Little do you know, this boy can write some good smut, those eyes tell a different story]

Richie; the shitposter

[Richie makes the most absurd shit, remember that Spongebob orgy fanfic? That was him. How about the Pepe/Gangster Dora atrocity? Hell yeah. And.... I don’t know.. A PUTIN/DONALD TRUMP/BERNIE SMUT..that was him..]

Bev; the wattpad zodiac/rant/etc.. poster

[This girl can fuckin rant, she pours her hearts on the rants and she feels so much better when she sees her followers supporting and helping her through her experiences at home. She also makes occasional zodiac sign things where you see if any of those posts are relatable]

Mike; the reviewer

[My boy Mike is ruthless, he reviews books/movies/even fanfics, just name it! He gets in a lot of beef with other fanfictors but he keeps his identity anonymous]

Ben; THE GOD

[MY BABY CAN WRITE. He makes amazing and heartbreaking fanfics that just make you wanna sob but at the same time thrash around with overwhelming happiness. He’s very popular throughout the community but still so humble and shy, he also posts very regularly and on schedule, what a saint]

Stan; the poemster

[ahh Stan, he posts his fanfics very aesthetically, in organized stanzas that just compliment the blank screen, and he puts such big meanings into little spaces. He’s super angsty and can make you emotional with a single word]

Bill; texter

- Richie and Eddie are the two married dorks living in their tiny apartment next to Stan and Bill. 

- Bill and Bev live together with a ginger-haired son in a small and cozy house near the local town stream where the whole group meets and talks about their day.

- Mike stays in a house by himself, grading work by his students.

- Georgie is a student at Mike’s school and has had several girlfriends in the past.

- They all meet on the stream and reminisce the memories that happened in Derry.

- Bill and Stan are in a secret relationship after Bill’s failure of a marriage with a woman. 

- Eddie is finally happy after multiple therapy sessions and support from Richie and his friends and has forgotten about his inhaler and those fucking gazebos.